Nigella's 70 year old hubby is quick with the choke
 

That Saatchi sure likes to throw a choke down. Nigella claims it was all playful and foolin around.
damn

"About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasize my point," Saatchi, an art dealer and former advertising mogul, told The Evening Standard.
"There was no grip, it was a playful tiff. The pictures are horrific but give a far more drastic and violent impression of what took place. Nigella's tears were because we both hate arguing, not because she had been hurt," he added. "We had made up by the time we were home. The paparazzi were congregated outside our house after the story broke yesterday morning, so I told Nigella to take the kids off till the dust settled."




My question is this, have any of you ever grabbed your wife/husband/friend/boyfriend/lover's neck while arguing about domestic stuff? I have not. I have wanted to, but to reach out a choke is threatening no?



That shit is fucked.


Nigella has moved out with the children according to the UK tabloids.


Ladies and gentlemen, if your partner chokes you during routine family tiffs, get the fuck out.

Saatchi has also been mentioned by many victims as one of a large ring of pedophiles/sex fiends who work in the UK.

Where did you hear that?

My view of Nigella is this, you don't marry a guy like Saatchi (i.e. ruling class sociopath) without knowing what you're getting into. And the reason you marry someone like him is for what you can get out of it. She probably turns a blind eye to him being an alleged sex offender.

Saatch went to the police yesterday on advice from his lawyer and accepted a "police citation" which in England means that he admitted to choking her/assaulting her, and the admittance closes the book on it.


As far as his being involved in satanic sex rituals, http://www.whale.to/c/sexcult1.html

Maybe Nigella wants to be a sister-wife in the Instigator house of the Church of Latter Day Marios? She could cook me and my wife dinner, and then we could cook it up in the bedroom, and I would never choke her unless she asked for it... ;)

To be fair, she's not the best person to take to a restaurant. He was probably just trying to shut her up about the salad dressing not being quite right.

He cannot take her food-porn.

I was in love with a girl who looked very similar to this back about 20 years ago....

torture indeed.

someday a real rain will come and wash the streets....

purge the district, scrub it hard, time to clean up our own backyard

she's fucking gorgeous-- why did she have to marry that creepy geezer? for his millions? damn. people are weird.

maybe he tried to strangle her when she told him "i'll fuck the waiter and have him poison you and we'll fritter away your money"

maybe she made fun of his viagra habit

maybe he caught her looking at some fresh meat and felt inferior

maybe he was horsewhipped in boarding school

maybe he peed the bed until he was 27 and he just started again

She should just hold on for a few more years and then rake in millions when he kicks it.

I'd take a throat hold for that. Better than working at mcdonalds.

What about working at McDowells?

The other thing about Nigella Lawson is that her Dad was a prominent Tory under Thatcher, who looks a bit like her current husband. So even though she's hot she's probably a creep.

Maybe RobInstiagor could 'save' her. We could do a kickstarter campaign so that he could meet her 1 million pound per month wife allowance.

They're both creepy and not in an interesting way.

Hahahaa.. that's some cold shit ain't it though..

you're probably immune to her charms but i'm not




she does... things... to me.

(her image, anyway)

speaking of public/private personas, here's a fun (and lame) attempt at psychoanalysis from the british press:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...gic-abuse.html

cold fish! (i'm shocked)