It's Hot As Balls
 

Why does it have to be so hot? It's been 90 degrees here for the past two days. And yesterday my power went out for an hour. I was sitting in my apartment playing the guitar and sweat was dripping off my nose onto the fingerboard. I would have gone outside to escape but like I said, it was 90 degrees outside with approx. 99% humidity. Jesus Man-Candy Christ, it's only going to get hotter.

It's the perfect temperature here, not too hot and a nice breeze. I'm not sure what the exact temperature is though...

Go and lean into your refridgerator. Works for me. Try to like.. get inside it.

Oh, and it's night here. So I am enjoying a cool breeze from my windows... :]

I walked about 4 miles home this evening. There was a little drizzle, but no wind. Quite pleasant all told. I like walking at night, especially on week nights when there's no retards out to bottle a man like me.

Ah, this is the most perfectly English thread.

The fridge idea is good. I have a bag of frozen okra that I'm going to put down my pants.

Well, you do live in the armpit of America - it's constantly hot, moist, and tinged with a rather funky aroma.

I've got a big sausage in my pants, but it certainly didn't come from the freezer.

Yes, this is the armpit of America. The asshole is a little town called Toccoa, Georgia.

Sausage being a metaphor for my cock, obviously.

I don't get it.

Oh.

Yeah, for sure. It was nice this morning at sunrise too. It was perfect T-shirt weather, so I wore my washing machine shirt.:D

Who knew that starting a thread called "It's Hot As Balls" would be Canadian-bait....

I know!
I was surprised I didn't wear my jean jacket at all today :p It better be nice tomorrow, 420 haha.

Canadian-bait? What's the difference, surely they're all the same as Americans?

I've tried to make that sound enticing, but it's wrong on too many levels.

They're the same as Americans, but nicer and more friendly. And they talk funny.

Does this help?

i agree. today was ridiculously hot and riding a bike with a saxophone strapped to my back didn't make it any better.

haha, we talk the same as most americans do generally.

I'd rather hear it whispered in KITT's sultry voice.

i was told by a canadian that american's say "like" too much. i tried to defend us, but the first thing i said was: "it's, like,...fuck"

They can't help that they're collective imbeciles.

Point proven ay

Who, everyone not from Europe, Asia, Africa, Antartica, South America and Australasia? That's pretty accurate, although Canadians can be all right sometimes.

Rah, British people aren't so much to rave about. I mean, look at me.

it's hotter than two fat bitches in a phone booth

jajaj...here in Chile the summer is gone

I hate being hot as balls.......physically that is....jk.

i just had a shit load of canadians at my house, my sister married a canadian and they are moving to canada, but they got married here so the whole fucking tribe came

you know canada is acually spelled CND

C ay N ay D ay

I am cold today.

I didn't even notice the weather / temperature today.
Right now, I'm a little hot and it's night time. No AC yet. Grr.

I've never heard that one before...

this is one of the reasons why Canada pwns