porky might be dead.
 

thats kinda sick

woohoo!

gross picture!

porkie is in no way dead.

he's not, he's just gone to another dimension

no Porkies's not dead.
he's just taking a vacation.

Porky is a timelord.

Did a little investigating...

Dr. Humpp, you joined on March 5th, and Pork's last post was on the 1st... either this is a desperate attempt to gain popularity by finding a subject everybody is already talking about and hitting on it, or... are you PORKMARRAS?!?? Say it isn't so!

lets all investigate the misterious dissapearance of porky

that's hot.

oh, i dont think they will find him dead in the arms of a naked woman...

(also i might add im glad photos dont come with smell)

The swan might be a guy.

This can't be. Swans are notorious for menacingly large penis', you would clearly see it dragging on the bed.

Sarramkrop si ykrop.

on tish.

sey. i ma ton yrev doog ta gnipyt.

Your just tired.

uoy dluoc yas taht.

Well have a goodnight I'm going to finish my homework.

I had a drink with porkie two days before he announced his 'retirement'. He seemed healthy enough to me at the time but never mentioned a thing about wanting to abandon the site. A mystery on a par with the Da Vinci Code me thinks.

Copyright this idea before Dan Brown steals your idea. He might make millions.

He's actually telling the truth.I just didn't happen to think that at the time.

yikes hey, pork sure does get a load of attention.

Cause he is the queen of the board.

why? since i have been here, i have never understood the huge interest in this deli meat

It goes way back to the old board.

ah right, well bummer, missed out.

and not by birth but by popular acclaim

Yeah, well not really he told us he was the descendent of Jesus Christ so we believed him. Thus made him our queen.

Ditto, pretty much. I don't see how exactly porkie is so obviously better than everybody else. But oh well, I guess thats how it is.

Yes accept it.

The facination is not with Porky, but with the reactions he provokes.

Meh.

i dont like pig anyway, so im not entertained. maybe if he was polonymarras and wasnt too predictable id dig it

Sarramkrop isn't predictible, cause you never know when he is going go on a rampage.

See, people express negative reaction, but still perpetuate the dialogue. That is what is interesting, their inability to stop scratching that itch.

You're a newbie, sarramkrop. What do you think about the whole Porkmarras thing? Genius or tosser?