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IDIOT CLUB
Hey Idiots, a toilet came to me in the middle of the night and spoke, this toilet dribbled mostly shit..but he gave out a list. a list of not-idiots.
savage clone truncated lux interior any americans who were at atp noumenal tesla val-holla-ing cantankerous onani nic contrelefuckingetc most other female posters (can't think of any specifically idiotic girls off the top off my head, but i'm not hedging my bets either) if you are on the list, then fuck off your not welcome in here.!:fuckyou: Now my fellow idiots...WE DANCE!  |
Don't you have the word anal in your username?
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wooh everybody, retard party! *borat voice.
im in the club |
Im not on the list but i am european, does that count?
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i'm lost and i dont mean that popular TV show in which i am totally fuckin Lost
who are idiots and who are not? and what the fuck is all this about talking toilets? i had a dream last night about Amy Winehouse where i was at a house party and she walked in and i said "hey everybody, they wanted her to go to rehab but she said no no no" and everyone burst out laughing, including her, then i had to leave with her to catch a bus. |
The one time I rode a bus in Ireland, the driver stopped to let someone off to relieve themselves. I thought that was quite nice.
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if your on that list, then your not welcome |
Heehee. Truncated "rode" a bus!
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yeah theres a song that goes with that, i sang it on every school tour i ever went on... *fishmonkey clears throat "stop the bus we want a wee wee" "stop the bus we want a wee wee" "stop the bus we want a wee wee" "cuz the teachers down the back cant swin" |
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That's a lot better than the bus songs we had, actually.
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well i did go to school in a hedge school. i make no bones about it. http://www.irish-society.org/Hedgema...ge_schools.htm |
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 Yeh..do you mind just waiting here. im just going to have to check the list |
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pot, kettle, etc. |
did you not say black because there is black people in that photo and your racist!!
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no no-- you call all attention to that word because you are racist-- racist! |
you said racist twice! your racist!!
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damn! ive been outed
--- so toiletz put that list together? ha ha-- i like the people on that list-- but the day i need a male model to make an assessment of my intelligence, i'll pay for it. |
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don't be bitter, i just forgot to include you. |
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your so mean.lol
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Roll on the day of the schism...
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hang on.........  ......................yehp now go |
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mang, where is pantophobia, and cheeto, and toxic johnny, and glans, i mean glice, and the wonderful porks, and so many others? see, the problem when you insult people collectively is that they may decide to collectively kick your ass. i'd rather pinpoint my insults specifically to those clearly deserving. the math works a lot better. |
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if you look at my original list you'll see they're all included, alien anal quoted me wrong |
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sorry |
sweet jesus I'm on the anti-list!
I'm not sure if I should dance or drool on myself. maybe I'll do both. |
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still... you know what happens to self-appointed, undeserving aristocrats, right?  |
dont you just hate preachy people?
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Damn Grammer Police Make one typo and everyone wants to kill you Dear me... |
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These are my moments of benevolence. It's for your own good; if bad habits go unchecked, they simply worsen with time. Consider it constructive criticism. Besides, it's difficult to understand posts that utilize poor diction or syntax. If I'm too busy trying to decipher whether you mean "there," "their," or "they're," the brilliance of your post will surely suffer. Just quit being so goddamned lazy. |
I try to check my posts but I fear I may someday be a victim of the grammer police as sometimes my mind is working faster than my hands and as a consequence I miss out certain words, spell things wrong etc, etc
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ha ha, i love it when truncky does her version of this:
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tonight.... i celebrate my love for you.
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That's exactly what I'm wearing at this very moment. |
tonight... the're ill be no distance between us...
when i make love to you. |
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you better duck before that ruler hits you |
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yeah i didnt really know how to handle that spelling, i can move move move any mountain. |
Thank god for the edit button and its ability to change message board history!
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