Random Facts About Yourself
 

Do you sniff glue? Do you spend your free time pondering the meaning of cheesecake? Or do you just feel like posting random facts about yourself? Here's the place to do it, you fuckers.


-I get excited in the office supplies section of every store
-I read look up synonyms on dictionary.com a lot
-I have a knee "disorder" but I don't know what it's called ..Patellasomething Syndrome something-or-another
-I don't shower every day
-My favorite drink is Diet Coke
-I don't have a life

- i also am without a life :)
-i have a size 14 shoe
- im mad tired right now
- i need a haircut
- i'm spending too much time trying to think of shit. so i'm done. blah

I wear 12 1/2 shoes.
I wrote a song tonight about being a grain of Sea Salt.
I'm 20 years old and I have never tried smoking.
I have a scar on my left knee and it creaks a bit.
I have blonde hair, but my beard comes in red.
I hold dreams as a highly important part of life.
Most friendships I have develop into me realizing that I'm friends with an asshole.
I'm going to be an uncle any day now.
I don't have a drivers license.
Music is my reason for living.

I smoked an entire cigar tonight and INHALED the whole time. I'm a fucking badass.
I can drink more coffee in an hour than most of you can drink in a day.
I have red freaking hair. RED!

You seem arrogant~

1. I can touch my elbows together with my hands on my waist.
2. I have never smoked
3. I love to yell random things that don't make sense at people out of cars.
4. I invented a skating trick called the Sonic Flip.
5. I have never been in a real fight.
6. I am more comfortable picking up stroke on guitars than down.
7. I am more comfortable playing power chords with my index and pinkie finger.

You seem like an idiot.

How do you do that?


That is sort of odd.

Someone once made fun of me for fretting a G chord country style.

everyone seems like an idiot to you

Why do you have to mean to all the newcomers Hayden?

You're too kind, really.

I don't like cunts. I am the 1337 indie hipster artfag. It is required by law that I am a dick to cunts.

Exactly what I was going for.

I didn't know that everyone was a cunt, wow , ye really do learn something new every day~

Always good to fulfill someone's needs

i too fret more chords with the pinky than with the ring finger. not power chords thought. sometimes i do more upstrokes than down strokes too, but it doesn't really feel more confortable

random facts:
-i have a stomach infection and gastritis and i'm on drugs!!! (antibiotics, actually)
-i just discovered a cope a lot of ironic fashion, mainly because i have a plastic spiked wrist band i bought in groth topic and i wear baseball caps askew
-the only drug i ever tried is pot and it saved me from picking a fist fight with some asshole
-i can quote the simpsons, futurama and foster's home for imaginary friends very accurately
-i never got any video game consoles past the super nintendo
-i'm addicted to coca cola

hayden is the initiation for the n00bs

if they can put up with him, they are worthy of staying

Not everyone is a cunt. Only newbie girls who can't spell their names and Neongod because he sucks.

Haha. Yeah. I wonder how many people have ignore-listed me.

I've put up with much worse, 'shame he can't be up to par with the last ignorant guy at my last forum~

Since double posting is apparantly acceptable here..

I can spell my name, I just chose not to because I like to be contumacious~

yes

Double-posting sucks. I just post at the same time as other people because I am so 1337 and then don't see what they post.

Contumacious? I like big words. I like smart people. I hate these >~< little fuckers.

my random facts

-i get stressed out really easily
-i cry proably everyday without telling anyone
-i'm scared of the future
-i think i'm too fat
-sometimes i wish i was someone else
-i read to escape reality
-i like to be alone

Denial is the first symptom.

'Means "rebellious", love.

More reason for me to post them~~~~~~

I have not banned anyone yet, and guess what Hayden? You are not at the top of my list.

Now that Hayden has officially broken this threads virginity, can we start posting dirty random facts about ourselves?

mine.. i cried at that almost!
and this fight...dear god:)

I know it means rebellious, twat. I am not an idiot.

Denial? Who said I was denying anything?

Post them all you want. Just know that every time you post them I get closer and closer to going off the deep end and cutting your throat all over the bathroom floor.

Damn it! I'm not trying hard enough I guess.

You are not fat Laila! Don't let American society make you think that. Most of that stuff is just teenage angst, and a lot of it goes away. Except liking to be alone. People are assholes, good reason to be alone.

why did that make you wanna cry ripfrey05?

-yeah being alone is great. no matter how much you think so, there is no one in the world who can really understand you completley. so i just think what's the point of being with people?

I cry every day while waiting for coffee to brew and listening to Life and Live.

Ask truncated for some tips. Everyone seems to hate her.

orange juice gives me headaches
i drink two 24 oz. bottles of lemon dasani every day at lunch
i think i am teh ugly
i'm ocd
i hate big groups
i stress out over little things
i don't sleep much

Truncated is my favorite poster. Without competition. Glice is second.

haha you and me sound alot alike jade. except for the drinking stuff

Yall should come and party at my crib!
in VIRGINIA!!
whey!!

Laila- cause its sad..
i guess im just a pussy cause i mostly have it easy..
oh and my dogs sick.. ugh,PATRICK.. hes a welsh corgi

hmm...i guess it is kinda sad. the weird thing is that depression runs in my family, but i don't think i'm depressed. I'm something else, but not depressed cause i feel good sometimes too. but maybe i have a minor case of depression and don't know it?

Schizophrenic Room- If you take a dose of benadryl and drink a beer every night 2 hours before you go to sleep for 2 weeks, it will help out your sleep schedule. Unless you act differently to benadryl and alcohol (some people do).

we do!

if i have my headphones on i can only have it, for volume, at 18 or 24 (out of 25).

benadryl and me is not a good combo. it makes me hyper.