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sarramkrop 03.27.2007 10:30 AM

Can goatees be good?
 
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demonrail666 03.27.2007 10:32 AM

Now this is something I'm looking forward to seeing.

_slavo_ 03.27.2007 10:34 AM

I used to have a goattee for 5 years. I shaved it on Sunday ;-)

screamingskull 03.27.2007 10:37 AM

my dad has a goatee, so no.

jon boy 03.27.2007 10:45 AM

i have not shaved for sometime. i am hoping that someone will pay me to shave it off.

sonicl 03.27.2007 11:07 AM

You have to have the right chin shape for a goatee to work, otherwise it just makes the whole face look deformed.

Pookie 03.27.2007 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Is there really such a thing as a good goatee?


No. No. No.

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 11:17 AM

No, shave it off porkie.

Tanzende Schauspieler 03.27.2007 11:19 AM

I think goattees are sexy.

Pookie 03.27.2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Not even for a week?


OK then.

jico. 03.27.2007 11:19 AM

there's a tiny little distance from having a goatee and being tacky.

!@#$%! 03.27.2007 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Is there really such a thing as a good goatee? I'm sporting one at the moment and i feel like keeping it. Any goatee aficionados out there?


my wife sez that men with beards look like they have "pussy mouths"

but then again she sees faces in her food and has a vivid imagination.

Pookie 03.27.2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
my wife sez that men with beards look like they have "pussy mouths"

but then again she sees faces in her food and has a vivid imagination.


"Talking armpit" was the expression I've heard to describe goatees.

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Not even for a week?



No you might regret this, if your a photo is taken. I say go now into the bathroom and shave it off.

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 11:24 AM

Listen to your mother, mother's know best.

Tanzende Schauspieler 03.27.2007 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Last time i've sported one, my mum convinced me that they are the work of a bearded Satan so i gave in.


oh, did she? :p

hat and beard 03.27.2007 11:33 AM

I've always found the extend-a-chin goatee to have an endearing quality to it.
 


Otherwise, NO.

!@#$%! 03.27.2007 11:42 AM

looks great on the great mingus

 

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 11:43 AM

I've yet to find an attractive man with a goatee, except Kurt Cobain.

floatingslowly 03.27.2007 11:53 AM

I'm too unhairy to even attempt.

it would take me a year to grow a goatee that a 13 year old would be proud of.

Katy 03.27.2007 12:22 PM

My brother has one. It makes me sad. Why do bad goatees happen to good people?

Trasher02 03.27.2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
No. No. No.

Quoth pookie

Everyneurotic 03.27.2007 12:35 PM

i sported a goatee in high school.
it was a time of learning from my mistakes, it looked good but after a while you realize goatees are lame.

!@#$%! 03.27.2007 12:39 PM

i think people should do whatever they like and like themselves for who they are.

and everyone should listen to me for i am thy prophet :p

ploesj 03.27.2007 12:40 PM

whatever. if i think it looks bad, i'll giggle. but do as you please.

Everyneurotic 03.27.2007 12:43 PM

are you crazy !@#$%!? we are talking about goatees here, not about things to be taken lightly.

shave pork shave.

nicfit 03.27.2007 12:44 PM

I love my beard. But I don't like goatees.

ploesj 03.27.2007 12:57 PM

there's a teacher at my school who looks like a musketeer. he also wears suspenders and scarves with piano motives and shirts with flashy stripes. i personall think he's the coolest-looking teacher around.

!@#$%! 03.27.2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
are you crazy !@#$%!? we are talking about goatees here, not about things to be taken lightly.

shave pork shave.


bah, why be so hung up on what other people think. there's a time in your life that you realize you need to live for yourself. people should do whatever the fuck they want, and if that means carrying a chicken on your arm, then that's what they should do.

CHOUT 03.27.2007 01:46 PM

I just shaved my beard off and left the sideburns...I look like a total douche.

It's hit or miss with facial hair...some people look stupid to me with their chosen face fungus, some look ok.

I generally hate the 'mangina' look - you know, where there's the mustache connected to the goatee - that's the 'everyman' facial hair of choice these days.

Soul patches are pretty bad too...I saw a doctor once who had one, just horridly overgrown and sticking straight up, but he was all clean cut otherwise, and looked like a fool.

noumenal 03.27.2007 02:09 PM

 


Goatee + glasses + eyepatch + bowtie

noumenal 03.27.2007 02:10 PM


 


What about the neckbeard?

foxforce5 03.27.2007 02:32 PM

For the last year I've reveled in the "less employable" feeling of having a goatee, but I need a new job, soon, so now I'm coming close to shaving it off. Not having to shave my chin has been great though.

Alex's Trip 03.27.2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I've yet to find an attractive man with a goatee, except Kurt Cobain.

Kurt = Not attractive

Goatees can be pretty hot on the right person.

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 03:17 PM

Kegmama he doesn't know what real good looking men are yet, he is still young.

Alex's Trip 03.27.2007 03:27 PM

What can I say? I'm just not down with blond guys.

SynthethicalY 03.27.2007 03:28 PM

Oh, I see. SOme blonde guys are hot. What kind of guys you into Alex?

Alex's Trip 03.27.2007 03:32 PM

Some blonds can be, but for the most part no.

I don't know how to define my taste in men. Usually dark haired guys. Manly guys, I guess.

God this conversation's really fucking wierd.

Norma J 03.27.2007 04:21 PM

It takes a certain man to pull a 'goatee' off. Most don't and they end up looking like a member of Nickleback.

I'm more of a moustache fan myself.

Savage Clone 03.27.2007 04:49 PM

"Prison Pussy."


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