Five Minutes to Kill Yourself
 

You're an office worker. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand it anymore; but you only have . . . Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself).
http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

 

I won't reveal what finally did me in, but I had to play three times before I died successfully with only thirty-four seconds to spare.

the shark did it.

i'd jump outta the window, it seems a lot simpler

Killed myself successfully after the third try.

Yeah, I don't think it lets you jump out windows or even through windows in the office...sorry.

It's a cute little game though.
Although, it would be better if one had a choice of whether or not to play with the green arrows that serve as the hints.

I know it's so much trouble to click the link...

Same here.

Third time's a charm.

probably the best flash game ever?

It´s a cool idea for a game but it get´s boring pretty fast.

At the moment I´m really addicted to this stupid game -
http://skijump.visitnorway.com/
I´m playing it for about 3weeks now and i´m already really good at it, but
how the hell is it possible to get 699 points?

and, yeah, I´m a nerd.

That almost cheered me up

That was on the third time. I got 3:08 on my second. Do I get bootlegs, atari?

I died on my first try.

Died on the 2nd try "in just 02:51". My death wish is not to be challenged.

 

Found the link on internet yesterday.
Can you do something on the 6th floor? I kinda got lost there.
PS 5 minutes is too short to try and kill yourself.(in a cool way all those scissors and shit are boring.)

You guys are skunking my scores.

TCB...No dilly-dallying for you!

I think that you can die faster if you stay on the same floor...now I'll go search some more death devices...

Oh i see that I must find the scissors and the "shark"...sometime...

my favorite beatings came from being punched by the hand of gawd, and blowing up the microwave.

good times.

I still had to go to the meeting though. :(

ha! excellent!!!
fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!!

fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho.

look for high% damage, scissors only 4% takes forever

in main floor: put trophy in microwave wait 4 xplosion 20%
4 copy machines in copy room 8% each = 32%
buzz off jesus freak = 10% ver fast
lighter + spray can 20%
put pin~ata on 5% each hit
annoying jesus lady 10%
tell big dude tour bf is more muscular 10%
dont know how to piss off fatman

top floor shark 30%
weasels 5% eac 25% when you try to enter "do not enter"

bottom floor put umbrella i mail chute go wait for it on other side 20%

my record is 2:31 dont know how nicfit does it

have fun

I did
lighter+spray=20%
microwave explosion=20%
fat dude backspine crunch=10%
pinata hits=15%
4 copy machines=32%
that paper cutter in the same room as the copy machines=8%
I was lucky enough not to get stuck walking around (the most difficult thing is moving around without hitting things)

I gave it another go. And I agree, the moving around bit is the trickiest.
I did: Lighter/Spray + Hand of God + Copy Machines + Cup/Microwave + Staplers by microwave + maybe some other things along the way.

 

Once again, my lust to die fears no challenge.

damn i dont know how you do it in 1'24" but i found out the lazy man to suicide in 1'40" (could be done in a few seconds less but im clumsy)



when the game starts you go back to where the lighter & the jesus woman are-- hold on a second, the jesus freak is coming right after. he goes into the cubicle & you corner him. then hit the space bar over & over & over & get punched by the vengeful god 10 times. the guy is cornered so he can't leave and the dialogue options lead straight to being pummeled, so it's just a retarded way to play the game, ESPECIALLY when you are slightly buzzed (like me) from your saturday brunch



time for coffee.

damn, don't go to the men's bathroom, it's disgusting :) :( !
I'm back home, sadly...

finally....in 4:50. :(

I suck at trying to kill myself.

this time it was a gang of rabid weasels guarding the door to The Man. good times.

So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?

I clicked on "last post" and read this first:


I was going to point you toward the nearest kinkos so that you could find yourself staplers, shredders, copy machines and maybe just maybe...sharks.

I most likely would have asked why you were still acting so emo.

then I read this:


after that, I completely agreed.


PS: yes I am a punk snob and I like Neil Young too. :) I hope I can sleep tonite!