WTF? wtf??? I just shat my pants!!!!!!!!!
 

Fucking hell! I was gonna fart and then all this liquid shit came out!! Sick, I'm still laughing about it, its been about 30 minutes.

It's been about 30 minutes and instead of washing your bum you're still posting on the internet?

I hope your kidding because this is kind of sad.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah the best!
i hope your not joking.

I'm not.

sweet, you washed your self yet? you must stink

Yes, I did about 30 minutes before I posted the whole thing

Hahaha man that's fucked. But funny. You have guts to admit it.

congratulations!

You haven't been overdosing on Pringles, have you king_buzzo??

No?

Ah good - I've found that eating too many Pringles can be not so good for the stomach, if you see what I mean.

J Mascis found the brown note!

wow, thats gross, but it takes balls to post it on here, so well done.

What Trashtilicus said.

Haha. Repped.

Buzzo, fuck off.

I'm... dum dum dum, waiting for the rep... dum dum dum..

I must spread the butter on someone else's toast first.

Sorry.

How sad. The rep well gone done dried up, fer sure.

beautiful poetry. bathroom style... i digg it.

A lovely phrase. I can imagine Isaac Hayes singing this in one of his ballads. "Hey honey, why don't you come over here, and let me spread some of my butter onto your hot, moist toast?"

I dont want to!!!!

 

Next week Buzzo will enlighten us with the content of his nostrils. After that he's very likely to explode.

Do you want pictures of stuff in my nostrils? Its a very pleasant sight!

reminds me of this from the other day...

did it inspire you?

Boredom is such an ignorant psychological nature in the upper class. We have SO MUCH STUFF around us when there's people out there with nothing. So no, it did not inspire me!

King Buzzo, congrats on both admitting your mistake and quoting Back To The Future in your sig.

And Green Mind, good use of my step-daughter's pic for this one. Unsurprisingly she made her own "poo-poo" joke once she saw herself in the mirror.

ewww

Thank you, I felt that it would educate the board immensely by letting them know, and it was a learning experience for me!

Unfortunately I learned this lesson myself about 4 years ago, and it's the kind of lesson you don't like to learn the hard way.

I'm surprised at the topical diversity of these replies.

you mean your squishies were of a purely involuntary nature?

The topical diversity of colors in my shit was surprising as well

do you read spanish? meet siniestro total:

Tengo que inventar
algo para poder hacer
la caca de colores, la caca de colores.

Tengo que inventar
algo para poder hacer
la caca de colores, la caca de colores.

No volveré jamas
al water a cagar
la caca marrón que vulgaridad!

No volveré jamas
al water a cagar
la caca marrón que mediocridad!

Tengo que inventar
algo para poder hacer
la caca de colores, la caca de colores.

No volveré jamas
al water a cagar
la caca marrón que vulgaridad!

No volveré jamas
al water a cagar
la caca marrón que mediocridad!

Tengo que inventar
algo para poder hacer
la caca de colores...

Ayayayayayayayayayayay

fdx bela merda.

Buzzo might be trying to say that he is full of shit, but it comes in different shades.

the more prominent colors were the truthful ones, no doubt

Well I hope you learned from all this.