Did Jabba the Hutt rape princess Leia?
 

She seemed pretty mad when she choked him to death you know!

Let's be honest. If I were in his position I totally would've.

His he even physically capable?

This ain't no Capt. Kirk/exotic-green-alien chick match.

I don't know how Hutts reproduce. I'm sure he could have raped her with one of those fingers of his or he could have force ate her out.

Hutt's reproduce asexually. (+10 Nerd Rep Points)

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I hope so. Otherwise all my Jabba-Rape fantasies are ruined.

edit: now i regret posting in one of julian's sexually disturbed threads

I think... eh what was I going to say. This guy in Myspace is making me confused. Nevermind this post !@#$%!.

In tales from Jabba's Palace, I remember reading that Boba Fett is offered Leia, but he allows her to sleep in his bed in his quarters and sleeps on the floor, choosing not to rape her. Star Wars writers always make Boba Fett look like a really morally decent bounty hunter.


Does posting sexually disturbed threads make me sexually disturbed?

Because I don't have any weird fetishes or anything. I think about weird shit, but I don't get off to weird shit.

Boba Fett and Leia would have been pretty hot...

I'd totally fall into her sarlacc pit, if yah know what I mean. Yuk yuk yuk.


But seriously, the sarlacc pit is one giant vagina.

rumor has it he peed in her butt

So by putting my penis into a vagina I will find a new definition of pain and suffering?

Twice.

The kind of vaginas that have razor sharp teeth on the inner sides, yeah.

why would Jabba even want a piece of Leia when he has a stable full of Twi'lek dancers?

surely, there's nothing hotter than getting a lekku-job!


need I say more?

All this talk about foreign aliens are making me think, you guys are just making up names.

I can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, do you really want to test my Star Wars trivia? :p



LAWL.

versus the domestic kind?

All I know is if I get kidnapped by an alien, I want him to be a sexy black alien(or the equivalent of it).

think of all the anal-probes could you get!! :eek:

Yes exactly. Anyways, never really been a big fan of Star Wars (is this a movie right?). So I have no idea of what you guys are talking about.

True true

hey hey some one mention Alien Anal?

Well aren't you like 12? You probably never saw the original trilogy before they added all the lame-ass special effect in for the "special edition." Get your hands on the original theatrical trilogy and watch it. It is very good.

I am not twelve, my mind is. My flesh is twenty-two.

I know, I just felt like insulting you for no reason.

It is my beauty that is all, you are just jealous of my beauty. Admit it.

Is that you in the yellow avatar picture? If so, I'm sorry no. Your eyes are too far apart for my tastes.

Oh don't insult my lover porky.

porky is a Time Lord, not a space alien! :rolleyes:

has he shown you his TARDIS?

Oh I must need to watch more than that one episode of Doctor Who.

Ok, well if that is porkie, I don't even know what you look like.

posting doesn't make you anything, i guess it's the other way around.

i'm not trying to say you're a major deviant, but since you're a self-proclaimed "virgin" (whatever that means, i don't see how the term applies to men), i'm going to hypothesize that the overheated testicular vapors seeking release rise to your brain for lack of a better outlet, and make you start fantasizing about jabba the hut. that's just a hypothesis. but personally, i believe it's pretty damn accurate!

Word! Your idea of a vagina is worrying.

womp rats, that is too easy.

no bigger than 2 meters.

see also: Beggers Canyon.

!!!

You mean Beggars Canyon!

Yes, with his tounge. In her bum.

which character has the funniest haircut in star wars?