The Glice Appreciation thread
 

He's the man with a plan and a endlessly splenetic tongue. He says I'm a hammer-smelling paedo. He's slept with your loved ones and then farted on your pillow. He's the bad penny of your dreams and nightmares.

Truly, he deserveth a cuddle from everyone on the board. Can you feel the love?

he has good taste in headwear.

Arselicker

:mad:

"Suh, I accept your challenge to a duel. I suggest water pistols at dawn".

I don't know what to think about glice, since his posts that get my attention usually either start or finish with the word "prick".

He can't help it. He was denied the use of a thesaurus as a child.

He has a great taste in Pop music. He is utterly shameless in his taste in great music so I say the Dude Rocks \m/

"SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON...."

Glice - His prolix vernacular grants him access to the proverbial internet halls of valhalla, if you will. Most would merely meander around until the realization dripped down their backs, but Glice always seems to either be a montebank or perhaps a genuine monarch of grit, fire and style , if one could live with those sort of nomenclatures.

Arselicker.

i do admit to being impressed by his command of the prolix vernacular

he has great taste in others hair

So I'm not the only one who can see past Glice's charlatanical remarks and get the true meaning of his fiction.

He's a jerk.

I always thought Glice was a girl....

Glice makes my knees shiver, and my body tremble in ecstasy.

glice is the girl when he's with porky!!!



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HAHA

I am embiggened by the cromulence of this remark.

uhhh, the fellow can't really string two words together, can he?

may he eventually see the light...










(j/k)

Have you ever heard a record by The Wurzels? Glice talks like that, you know.

you just want him to bugger you, don't you?

Well, I've never met him, I don't know what he looks like, and have no idea about anything to do with him.

Bearing that in mind, my answer is thus: yes.

this looks like glice depreciation thread.

Glice is a gay man trapped into a racist girl's body.

you daft racist.

Those of you who are into bears will be pleased to know that Glice is second from the right.

He's got the sort of eyes that say "Squeal like a pig".

ah, i'm sure he'd do it for less than the fawning on the original post; but since you're wearing your heart on your sleeve, beware that he might fart on it... in any case-- happy buggering.

Do you not have work to do, today?

me? with all the excitement from your poll, how could i do anything useful?

Me? Oh yes, but also, maybe no.

I was kinda hoping he'd fall for the shameless bottom kissing, but now you've said this, I'll probably end up getting the Prick treatment ;)

well here's your secret weapon-- he claims to have an enormous cock. these may be of course nothing but the delirious fantasies of a basement geek, but that's the very point--if you worship this fantastic cock as if it were a sacred totem, you might just get him to do anything you ask.

Hell yeah - first thing - do Melly's housework. Second thing - Bumsex :D

hmm....



like this????

is that president hoover?

i think you mean j. edgar hoover, not herbert... :D

Mmm, nice.

Fight?

porkie, you'll be happy to know i have to get to work now.

melly, have fun!