There is Justice (Paris Going to jail)
 

HHAHA.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

YES.

brilliant.


thats fuckin art right there.

She's totally wasted in jail. I don't care what she does. She deserves to be out in public, driving recklessly, arriving at premiers in he scanties and generally breathing life into the gossip pages. Celebrities should be totally exempt from the law for the simple reason that they're entirely more interesting than the rest of us.

FREE PARIS HILTON.

"A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How come she was let out in the first place?

Peasants, the lot a ya.

they let her out after the sherrif's department (separate from the LA county judge) had paris' attorneys and personal doctor visit her. she supposedly has some undisclosed "medical condition" which is fucking BULLSHIT. The jail said that she was calling her mom all night complaining and crying about the bedsheets and the dirty pillow.
hahahahah! stupid spoiled bitch! she is in a high security separate wing of a county jail, what a dumbshit.

so the sherrif (completely crooked bastards in LA county, bought and paid for by the rich and powerful) lets her out. the judge hears about this and goes balistic, because for one he had declared in her sentencing that house arrest was NOT an option, and two, he had been waiting for two days to receive the results of her medical evaluation,a nd of course, the sherrif's nor paris' attornyes ssent the judge the papperwork.

Now she has to serve her full 45 days! stupid cunt!

where is her rich fucking dad in all this? where is mr hilton himself?

has anyone said what the medical condition is supposed to be?

they have not said and wil not say. what reporters have bneen able to gather is not that she has a condition, but that she as so stressed out and "freaked" that she had not eaten anything for three days (would not touch jail food) so she was "weak", bith mentally and physically.

She's the only celebrity in the world that fascinates me. I haven't worked out why, but while I ride on the bus home, she keeps me entertained on the free newspapers that sit next to me.

When hasn't she been weak mentally...if you can get out of jail for refusing to eat I think there'd be a lot of thin criminals walking free.

Exactly, let her roam free. Our laws are not meant for the likes of her.

only our cocks.

Sexist.

Apparently she wants to write a book about her experiences. 23 days in jail. Wow. Let her be fist-fucked by the lesbians in jail - it'd be a good way of her giving something back to the community. The book might be at least partway interesting too.

The inevitable film about this demands to be directed by Jess Franco, and should star Sunset Thomas. I'd call it "Our Lady Of No Knickers".

No AGAIN Melly. She should receive a public apology from the courts, have a limo parked outside the jailhouse for her to be whisked away and taken back home, where she belongs.

Ok, but on one proviso: She has to repair your broken underpants with her bare hands. The underpants should also be unwashed. Deal?

So long as I'm wearing them when she does.

Deal. Now, will you do the script for the film? Mr Franco has just mailed me a shooting schedule, and a list of suggested co-stars. He wants Danny Dyer to be the prison governer.

Did you know that Danny Dyer is lesbian prison slang for mockney twat?

No, I didn't. Franco thinks he has a 'soulful' face. Frankly, no-one less than David Hess will do.

I'd like to put the sole of my boot full into his pseudo-hooligan face. That's what I'D like to do.

A national disgrace.

"Alwight Demon, me old mucker. Bish bosh, you up for it, then, eh, geezer?"
"Get out of my flat, you twat!"
"No need to be like that, my sahn. So, you like Millwall, then, geez?"
*PAF!*

she wasn't just screaming....she was screaming for her mommy :-(

fucking hilarious, i just read this in the paper. mom! mom! mom!

holy ass that sheriff must have received a monster bribe. that bitch could buy the jail and i thought she had...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...t_n_51315.html

MSNBC Cuts Away From Pentagon To Paris

MSNBC | June 8, 2007 12:56 PM


With obvious yelling in the background, MSNBC cut away from an interview with Colonel Rick Francona on the Defense Secretary replacing the Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace, to show Paris Hilton leaving her house in West Hollywood to attend court.
Watch the video from MSNBC:


this ladies and gentlemen is called priority:rolleyes:

Even though she's a talentless bitch that does not deserve so much attention, this picture makes me sad. Can't explain why. She almost looks sincere on it

Sincere as....ah, fuck it. Who gives a shit about this rich kid?