Thurston Moore Jailed!
 

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got you all! :p

you certainly did, i really believed you and everything etc.

Dammit...I already called in the t-shirt order.

Now what am I gonna to do with 2000 "Let Thurston Go" shirts?

I was entirely unfooled.

What gave it away? Surely not the King Buzzo user name...

That's it! I'm calling the social services! Where's pokkeherrie when you need him?

Damn, and I started working on a "Free Thurston" T-shirt design straight away!. yeah...sure.

the "free thurston" campaign had the potential to be bigger than the one
for "free pimp c". SIGH.

who would have thunk it was all a cleverly thought out hoax?

First, the situation is highly unlikely. Thurston thrashes but he's a law abiding individual. Suspicious from the get-go.

And then the sad face without any information was the complete giveaway.


But I say we make Free Thurston shirts anyway.

"cleverly", you say?

It certainly was clever. The elaborate planning...Astounding.

thats what i say and i am standing by that.

chock!!
Let's make the t-shirts anyway.

I was going to start making a song called "Jailhouse Thurston Blues"

fortunetly, lee is free.

()

Touché.
Nice, was gonna post that 'til i saw your post...

was it because he raped a girl?

(people on the old board remember this)

This took me like 30 minutes.

haha danny,

what would happen if he shared cell with paris hilton?

Only god knows..

They would try to outdo each other on who would have the better set of gold locks, or who was the skinnier.

or maybe one of them would end up getting more 25 years for murder.

Either that or we'd have a Thurston Jr. on the way..

dare you speak ill of pimp c?

How dare anyone speak ill of pimp c?

Bitch be free.

under
ground
kingz

ho.

edit: by the by. paging crypto!

Will he be vain like Paris, or a noise-rock god like Thurston?

Hey, Paris isn't in vain anymore! She 'found' god!

But god is a self-absorbed entity, look at the hell he built for us.

Bitch, look at the heaven!

And I was joking, anyway, as always. Quick, lets change the subject before Rob Instigator turns up!

I wonder, if he would be wearing stripes jumpsuit, or just an orange jumpsuit.

i am not speaking ill of the one chad butler! stop spreading these rumors
lies innuendoes and flat-out falsehoodities!

just checking. i didn't wanna have to regulate on that ass, but you're cool with me. chuuuuuuch.

Come on, lets not get sidetracked..

Is that you danny?

While I may own a pair of (prescription) aviators and have shaggy brown hair, the man in the picture is indeed Thurston Moore, looking sharp.

I wonder is they would send him here, it is only appropriate.

http://www.co.thurston.wa.us/correct...ter_search.asp

what're you talking about? pimp > thurston.

When I was in WA I almost persuaded my friend to drive me to Olympia so I could have my picture taken next to the 'now entering thurston county' sign.