godspeed the apocalypse
 

does reading the news or observing the current state of the world make you wish the apocalypse would get its arse in gear and just fucking take place?

I was actually going to post a similar rant just earlier today. Really, the one parent problem to all the world problems are simple:

People don't give a shit. And they probably won't until they're directly affected.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

ohh sorry, i got confused and thought it was somehow a trumans water thread.

fuck i thought this was about a new record. ha ha ha.

the "apocalypse" = for fools and sukkas!!

What bugs me is that it wouldn't really take that many people for that to happen. Two or three millions of souls and all hell could break loose.

no, thanks

i would prefer a new ice age or major dissaster rather than all out war. good morning everybody.

i'd prefer a meteor strike

Brings back memories of those cosmic winter dreams.

I can't wait!

holy posting de ja vu batman.

if you don't like it in here, why don't just check out? kill yourselves and bring on the personal apocalypse.

because I plan on LIVING ala Mad Fucking Max is why.

it's the rest of the cockroaches I can't stand.

yeah, i don't want to die, i just want the most of humanity out of the picture.

something like 28 days later would be appealing.

isn't it funny? most people think that if an impeding ending to most life on the planet were to take place, that person in question thinks they will be one of the survivors...

anyhoo, how about a killing rampage? choose your method, breed millions of locusts and let them loose at airducts or device a chemical component to add to air conditioners so that it's temperature multiplies tenfold.

i mean, why wait?

the stand by stephen king would also appeal.

Your fear of the apocalypse is just your fear of mortality redirected. Get over it and fix the fucking world around you.

that's because we are planning ahead!

if I don't live to see my LIFELONG dream of roaming a glow-in-the-dark wasteland, so be it. I won't be around to worry too much about it!

besides, what else will I do with my metal mask and leather harnesses??

But doesn't logic tell you that natural catastrophe would decimate your chances of survival, then? I thought that you had meant that a good chunk of humans were meant to go, but then I got quite confused by your scenarios on the other poll.

well i was drunk when i started this thread and hungover when i did the other one. i can't remember why i was feeling like an apocalypse was in order. probably because looking for a job is a bore.

ha ha ha man.
but it sounds like you're not a happy drunk... :confused:

no thank you.

well it's going to happen, so to all those who are living in fear, denial, or otherwise regarding this most unfortunate situation, you may as well switch to our side.
as for how i'd like it to happen, any creative thought concerning the matter has escaped my mind but i'm sure it will come to me in due time.

How about the rapture. That always appealed to me. If i can't get that, then just a big earthquake in every damn country.

its the nails and chemicals that he got that worry me.

you mean become devo?

basically my plan is to drop an A-bomb on a bunch of places and call it a day.

cant say i have. i avoided live 8 literally like the plague so as to avoid anymore crushing pains in my chest. i have heard that they are doing a musical of desperatly seeking susan! and that film is amazing.

i have a better idea! next time they decide to hold some kind of free do-gooder concert like live 8 or live earth or whatever the hell they do, we'll bomb the fuck out of it and collectively rid the world of a lot of douchebags.
who's down?

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wait wait wait! we gotta build a giant space station first so me and all my sonic homies can watch the mass destruction of the world. i have a bunch of cardboard boxes, some plastic wrap, aluminum foil, and duct tape. it should work.

Certain big cities would be dealt with very easily. Drug all the animals to the eyeballs in the zoo, and set them free against the city's population.

yes i have seen it many times, my sister used it as a template for her teenage years, so i was forced to watch not that i minded because i love into the groove.

The unknowable becomes known and the secret contradiction that maintains the universe is corrected, thus negating the universe like a knot in a rope being untied.

do you really want to orbit earth for an eternity? I think not.

although I can't really think of anything I'd rather do than watch the bombardments from above, I think that it might be better to just steal a spaceship and be done with this backwater town once and for all.

yeah, there'd be so much radiation that we'd never be able to come back to earth, and what's the point of having the apocalypse if you can't enjoy life afterwards?