Cats
 

Discuss the pointlessness of keeping domestic cats.

pookie i am disowning you. my cats fill a void in my life.

they make better photoshop source material than dogs, at least.

and they are a hell of a lot less annoying.

Exactly.

We get visited by lots of cats, all of whom are very loveable and friendly and willing to chase pieces of grass. They are the perfect antidote to a shitty day.

Sorry, I've never been a big fan of cats.

But last night we spent a couple of hours trying to protect fledgling blackbirds from the bastard cat that lives next door. He ended up killing four of them, despite our best efforts.

Well blackbirds are far more useless than cats.

Unless you're a piemaker, of course.

Blackbirds make the most beautiful sound, and we've been watching the fledglings since they were born.

They can't fly when they leave the nest, so they're easy prey for useless domestic animals.

It's not the same as if an animal took them for food. Cats just kill them.

Cats are not as clever as dogs, despite the cartoon propaganda that portrays the dog in a negative light.
I can talk to my dog and he understands me. Cats, do not understand or do not reserve time to bother to even try to understand.

my cats are quite clever. i just really don't like dogs. they smell horrible, their saliva (unlike that of a cat, who have specific enzymes in their mouths) is unsanitary AND they feel the need to slobber all over your couch and lick your face, they piss in the house, they bark for no particular reason, chew up your furniture, tear up your wood floors...
i do like welsh corgis though.

i like cats and i loved mine more than i love some people. some can be annoying but i like them a lot, i like there fuck you attitude.

People always say that about cats, but nobody can tell me why that's supposed to be a good thing.

I like dogs. If I go into a house and there's a cat and a dog there, I'll always make a fuss of the dog first.

Fuck you!




































:p

thats because you live in bald knob.

If a person had a fuck you attitude, you'd call them a (bald) knob.

no i would just say they had a fuck you attitude. like a cat.

Of all people, I knew Nefeli would talk sense.

i also think weiner dogs are cute.
once i held a chihuahua and it was so warm and cuddly and it was trembling and i wanted to snuggle it in a reassuring way but i wasn't quite sure how to go about it.

You secretly want to be Paris Hilton, don't you?

how did you know?
it has always been my dream to have a broke-ass yellow weave, a wonky eye, and herpes. and i would LOVE to spend 3 weeks in a minimum security jail.

Those little dogs are repulsive, you'd want a gigantic cat to walk all over them.

the fact that i was like 9 years old probably had something to do with the fact that i wanted to snuggle the dog. i would feel slightly repulsed and awkward if i had to actually handle one now.

To my smutty English mind, that sounds like some kind of a sex act.

now that you mention it, it sure does. good lord, i can't imagine what that would entail.

i do like dogs as well i just never had one but i would love them just as much.

Says who?

And that's a good thing because...?

No, dogs do that, cats shit in your garden and leave it there.

my sister's chihuahua, amazingly it's not a shivering mass, but a bright and upbeat pup that wants to play

but i don't really like dogs as much anymore, i prefer cats despite never having owned one

my cats are completely different from one another. i could tell you the whole story but it'd be a bit boring.

A lot of people can't explain why they think that cats are such bastards either. Cats are just as sensitive as dogs, it's just that they have a more appealing way to show that side of theirs than dogs, which get too attached too quickly to their owner. They are also a hell of a lot cleaner and disciplined animals, and this makes them funnier to watch when they are being goofy. I do like dogs too, just not as much.

did something awful happen to you in your childhood involving a cat pookie? you can tell me...

It's a totally pointless thing to like, but one of the things that I like about dometic cats is they are, basically, small tigers. I find that quite appealing.

woof woof! did you hide did you aye?

How many dogs have been chewing on a small baby's head compared to the amount of cats that might have done a similar thing?

I love chihuahuas

Although I was bitten by a dog when I was about six, I've never really been scared of them, but I've had enough cats dig their claws into me to know that they're really not to be trusted.

you can't trust this face?

"eated"? is that english?