what ever you do dont open this thread
 

muwha ha now your are under my control when i snap my fingers you will become my personal slave puppet corporate excutive

*snaps fingers*

Man. That was pretty intense.















Not!

shut up puppet!!!

Okay...




















Not!

This is thread is going to get alot of veiws.

"Haha!! I'm gonna open this thread anyways!"

well that's what I get for being defiant, huh?

fuck yeah slave bitch

bump

fuck bump fuck

you make a bad slave...

I got one two many colors that divide into three more than the flyies that were flying and then they disapeered

Good thing I didn't open this thread!
Or did I...

you did, please, lee, dont lie to us.

I won't.

oooh but you will... muwhaha!!!

excellent.

laugh about my tin foil hat again you bastards! look at you now, yr fucked.

can i get that hat in black?

unfortunately, black absorbs psychic radiation.

the goal here is to reflect, but feel free to wear one in any color you choose......slave.

black totally reflects psychic radiation.

how do you explain my army of mindless goth zombies then....hmmm??

because deep down inside, they're just scared little marshmallows. their blackness isn't true.

hihihihihi

ok if we can reach it now why wont we stop it tonight cause its all true and its sparkly but the night can fly to fast somtimes... o well theres a way as long as the over head runner is watching we'll get out are your items avalable?

yes.

should I close my eyes first?

are under the infunces of evil!!!!! OF COURSE now be one with the two

why do I feel like half your post was cut out by chinese net-censors?

I'm going to assume that the words that were filtered out by the Great Firewall were typed IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM.