experiments in teen mind control
 

Dear !@#$%!:

Get Civ IV so I can conquer yr world.

It's in the cheap-o bin.

We can play by email.

This means war.

Have a sun shiney day.

Sincerely,


Montezuma


PS: I think that 8 people can play, so anybody else is welcome to join (if you think you have the cajones).

PSPS: Public Private Messaging is my new "thing".

cajones are things that go in furniture, pointdexter.

i need a new machine for civ 4. i'll let you know.

The fact that neither one of you are virgins is astonishing to me.

r-r-r-rep

i have a p3 laptop without a DVD drive. i need a new machine because last i remember civ required you to play w/ the actual disk in the machine. which is not comfortable when you use an external dvd drive.

your excuses for cowardice do not apply to others.

and about "cajones" on the forehead: maybe in oklahoma.


^^
those are "cajones", tit.

said the boy in the batman cape

speak for yourself... my manhood is neither collective nor under assault. but if you feel threatened, wear a cup.

threatened? hardly.

I'm just into revenge.

Video games followed up by a Star Trek reference.

Good one!

[quote=!@#$%!]i need a new machine because last i remember civ required you to play w/ the actual disk in the machine. which is not comfortable when you use an external dvd drive.
[quote]

listen geek, it's possible to emulate a virtual drive.

[quote=jico.][quote=!@#$%!]i need a new machine because last i remember civ required you to play w/ the actual disk in the machine. which is not comfortable when you use an external dvd drive.

hm.... that's so 1995 i had forgotten it existed. good idea.

pointdexter might have his match sooner than he thinks. i have been looking for a game to play while at work.

:D

actually, I prefer Star Wars if we want to get technical. Star Trek is for dorks (Khan is the exception).

now tell me, how did you know? did you right click the picture properties or do you recognize the picture from one of those magazines that you hide between the mattresses??

I am a devotee of all things Montalban.

smiles everyone, smiles!

I found clone a samhain costume.

I said Montalban, not freaking Villechaize! Yeesh!

[quote=jico.][quote=!@#$%!]
hm, patches. those i recalled sucked ass in civ 3.

nah, i'll do it my way, buy everything, etc.

i need to build a new box for work anyway. the new adobe products arent supposed to work on pIII machines, and yet i've been running dreamweaver & photoshop. but i need an upgrade soon.

these are getting cheaper:
http://shop.lenovo.com/SEUILibrary/c...23DF19644D3694

I'm at work, so I must ask the general public to please photoshop a picture of clone onto the creepy midget and post it here.

D' PLANE BOSS!!! D' PLANE!!!!!

you know you'd be willing to be montalban's pet midget if he lets you touch his pecs in the dark. you're that kind of fan. confess.

[quote=jico.][quote=!@#$%!]
i was running an educational version of dreamweaver mx before :eek:

so the upgrade was a must.

besides im trying to run a legitimate business, and warez are a no-no. i pay.

listen up, you fucking computer geeks.

I just want some WAR. I don't care how you do it.

I suggested Civ IV because we can play by email (I won't be able to play from work). now buy the damn game so we can get down to business.

honestly, it would be more fun if more people played. there's not much of an "intrigue" aspect to 1 vs. 1. the more people we have play, the more interesting the game would be.

PS: Herve: you can play too.

play by email, seriously? i'll look into that. unfortunately the money is not present at the moment. feast & famine kind of business cycle.

is civ4 like civ 3? cos 3 sucked ass compared to earlier versions. i hated the age-of-empires style "armies", and that leader bullshit, and the fact that if you conquer the world your productivity goes to shit.

i still play civ 2. true story.

yeah, since it's turn based, you can play by email. I thought that would have made it easy to play.

from what I've read, you can also play Alpha Centari by email, but the expansion pack that lets you do it is fucking $85!!

the economy in the game is micromanaged with your cities. you have to balance production with pollution and energy. religion plays a pretty big part offensively along with your armies, but I don't think it's like AOE at all.

you pretty much just stack different guys in the hexes and attack or defend with auto-results. *shrug*

but yeah, if you can't get it, that kind of shoots a hole in the plan. haha

besides, it would have been wrong and mean of me to post all those screenshots of my muslim bombs falling on yr capital city.

:(

cajones drawers geeks what the fuck?

read:

(#* asd 09yal;r 23;2 a sjasf EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!! 028 ) zk0[z f;lj (#_)$)(*7 lkms lK )F8 0(* JKZF )(78 )(DF L&Z Fp DESTROY!!1 GLOAT!!1
:(

and here I thought you were semi-fluent in geek.

*I* can speak Oztaliano for fuck's sake.

sadly, the DESTROY!!1 GLOAT!!1 part never came to fruition.

@#$% you !@#$%!!

dont be crude!1

(*3 74Ln)(875)(*/-- --/ < &amp9780690 *&^- 9!! 907

and it was more because I was tired and skimming the geek, and thats what it sounded like in my head. haha.