Stupid Slang
 

I try to stay away from it as much as possible but some friends have fallen pray to them. They call their cars "whips". When my friend first said it i thought he was some kind of masochistic, like why would you have a whip around ? I say "dig" sometimes about things i like aka "i dig that new sonic youth record".

so what stupid slang do you hear from around where you live? do you participate?

such as, stupid slang, such as, in south africa?

I can't stand hella/hecka.

dont be scurred...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

maybe this will make some sense of things

i don't like stoner slang. i do use some of it sometimes though.

I started saying "dude" in 1982 after making fun of someone who used it all the time.

now I call my mom "dude".

:(

i slang a lot, i even valley girl slang a lot, but i have my limits.

sonic youth slang.

specifically, "holy shit i drank kaluha last night and i got RATHER RIPPED!"

"YR so cool in YR dickies pants."

"man i just got GOO on my DIRTY panties, lemme throw it in the WASHING MACHINE."

"Did you say WASHING MACHINE???? "


"I sure did, SISTER!"

"Oh man, dat's COLD man - dat's EVOL! "

"Sorry about that, baby! Look, to make it up to you, how about if I let you stroke my DIRTY MASTER-DIK til I shoot my GOO all over those NYC GHOSTS AND FLOWERS? "

"I'm confused. "

"Of course you are baby, because CONFUSION IS SYR 3 FEATURING JIM O'ROURKE. "

"Don't GO there! You ain't getting' none of MY stuff unless you pay me A THOUSAND. (LEAVES). "
"Hey! Come back! This is BAD because the MOON is out and my penis is RISING! EXPRESSWAY TO YR VAGINA"

YEAH.. FUCking stupid sonic youth fan slang.. goddamn..

i don't know what'd i'd do if people actually spoke like that

Tons, man:
man
dude
bro
breau
yeh
rad
bam
changing words like "crucial" into "croosh"
ehhhh (for 'hey')
a billion more weird ones that only make sense to me and friends...

there was a time i used to say "nah brah" while speaking spanish.

- "yr"
- when people say things like "twat waffle" and the like. that's not even a real term, some COCKSUCKER (my favorite, "real" term) made it up.
- and the shortening of words that k-krack mentioned is extremely irritating as well.

I really hate it when someone calls Indianapolis "nap-town". Indy is fine, but nap-town just pisses me off.

lol

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Shit, I meant to say that I say these ones. There is a ton of shitty slang, though.
"mint" meaning good... I don't know if this is everywhere, or just here... I hate this one.
uhh.. overall 'ghetto' slang is shitty... you know the ones...

Mint's a propper bissa words minds bluh, innum? I's use 'ee alls time mind, assa alls th' kiddies round y'r.

Although, to be fair, I can't imagine people outside of the Westcountry using it and not sounding like a prick.

I'm a big fan of slang. As mode of expression rather than quasi-ironic. But one must be careful, you can easily come across like a prick. I think, in fairness, my slang more comes under the caveat of sociolect than it does contrivance.

being excedingly middle class, slang is not a mode of expression that i am really entitled to participate in, although i can admire it from a distance, innit.

Yes, because the majority of people who are poor, sway, are also more ignorant than people who come from wealthier backgrounds. Like it or not, that's how it is.

i wouldn't bring poverty into it, it's more of a working class thing, that middle class teenagers like to copy.

Whaaaa?

Oh for fuck's sake. For the very sake of fuck. By the very hands of fuck which guides us to all that is right. Fucksake. Sooth, 'tis but the sake of fuck.

Yes, living in poverty is cool. Stealing things is cool. Being unable to get a decent education is cool. Wasting your life on booze and drugs because you've never seen any other opportunities is cool. Stabbing people for the sake of £20 is cool. Stabbing people because you're pathologically bored is cool. Stabbing people because they disrespected you is cool. Working in minimum waged jobs is cool. Raising children on your own because you get money off the social is cool.

The middle classes have problems, don't get me wrong. But for fuck's sake man.

I guess we are just trying to tell little contrary sway the same thing. I think I know where the 5th Manic Street Preacher is now. Over the ocean.

I apologise as I've misread your post. Offuckingcourse someone who was born poor can be nowhere near poverty. As a matter of fact I have a friend who is so poor and fucked up by mental illness, he turned to escorting for money. I hate to point this out, but sometimes I haven't got much of a fucking clue about what makes your brain click.

I hope this is the last time I use this argument on the internet. It's a non-argument. In fact, I won't even use it. I'm sure you all know what the argument is.

Poor is not cool. It's absurd to suggest that all poor people steal. But, some poor people do. Not because they want to, because they (feel they) need to. It is a symptom. Everything I mentioned is a symptom. 'They' have an interesting out look on life because you (feel yourself) different from 'them'. This isn't pessimism, it's sympathy. I refuse to qualify any of my feelings on this subject.

And it takes a lot to really irritate me on the fucking internet.

You do know that other races use the internet? I could be a race. I bet that irritates you. Racist.

I severely doubt anyone else got that from my post. I'd be very surprised. But whatever, life is short, and if a few thick-as-pigshit twats on the internet are incapable of reading to a depth greater than a half-millimetre, then I suppose I'll just have to cut my losses. C'est la vie. Life goes on.

You're unbelievable, really, you are. I suppose this eternal penchant for bickering in the digital world that you seem possesed by is only a severe sign that something is lacking in your real life. Guess what? You won't find what's lacking on here. And attempting sarcasm towards Glice is in your case like watching a butterfly flying near a flame.

Insulting people is a great way to pass the time. Really, really great fun.

Some great slang insults:

Raasclaaht. Mincer. Crafty Butcher. Gash-blanket (that's from my personal collection). Mong-Lord. Spazz. Cuntestry. Pleb.

Scutter is probably my favourite. Anyone from 'ull in the house?

I use slang all the time, I love slang and jive talk.

Becuz I'm, fucking shit up madd tits, becuz theis shit is sick.
Though I try to keep the gramar good.

my gawd....those are brilliant!

mind if I borrow them from time to time (you fucking Mong-Lord)?

More than welcome, you cunt-rack.

thanks a bunch, merkin-mouth!

hopefully, with these in my repetoirre, I'll be able to practice some high-quality CUNTESTRY!

So people can be poor without being anywhere near the state of being poor.

You need to start listening to the Smiths, m'love.

i really despise when people say "that's gay" when they don't like something.

I think the proliferation of the word gay meaning bad is possibly one of the best things to happen to the 21st-century, personally. In my house there are a lot of inanimate objects which are both gay and clearly have AIDS. Which makes me laugh quite a lot.

"finna" instead of "gonna" kinda bothers me.

i call everyone "man". friends, dogs, my grandmother.

hahahahahaha, I'd rep you if I could, but you know the rules...

My mama always called me her little winkle-dinkle.