I am a domestic goddess
 

I'm dressed fabulous and I have a coffee cake in the oven which I am baking for the boy to take to work tomorrow and share.

I kind of want to post recepes since I have millions I've made.

but then I can't keep them as secrets for myself. :eek:

There's a recipes thread already somewhere.

Recipe thread! YUM!

HEY!

you promised me some, and now pantyhead is eating it all.

:mad:

i won't believe it until i have proof.

pictures please, nigella...

and who is this "boy" also known as "pantyhead," that you speak of?

The Thief of Drawers, The Nicker of Knickers, The Make Out Negator and the Mother of All Bogans.

*shakes fist*

is that your alter-ego, or a real person?

and i thought phoenix was into the ladies--oh sweet ladies. what is she doing with a pantyhead?

ctrl+alt+del?

sadly, I have no alter ego these days (unless you count floatingslowly).

besides, it would be a long drive to pick up my coffee cake. :(

were I Mr. Pantyhead, you surely would never read her posts bemoaning "why does he say I'm tired when I'm naked on top".

just sayin'.



I've yet to get a suitable answer on this myself.

brace yrself, I'm sure it's coming.

:eek:

i know what she's planning-- feed him tofu & grow him manboobs.

hey ploy was exposed in the recipe thread.

do you think after enough tofu they will make a hot lesbian couple?

(i wouldn't mind seeing nigella + rachael ray in a passionate *cough* "embrace")

off topic: I was flipping through stations yesterday and Nigella was on. I thought to myself "damn she's hot", then I thought "I bet !@#$%! is watching". no joke.



on topic: I have no idea what she has planned. I just wished that it involved Amerikkka. long distance is a bitch imo.

well, there's always photoshop... :(

I'd buy that for a dollar.

can Rachael Ray be on top?

top?

oh, i imagine an endless undulation of dark hair, tongues and legs.

but sure, i guess.

who needs pr0n when there's the Food Network???

there's something dead sexy about hot women making fancy feasts.

although, I have to admit, I find it hard to concentrate on whatever it is they might be cooking.





I have to cover the top 3/4's of this picture to even SEE the bowl of grapes.

ooh we have something in common.
i'm making a big ol pot of spaghetti. AND i am dressed fabulously.

rachael ray is annoying and gross. she is not a chef, she is a TV personality.
nigella is a hot bitch though.

eat cankers, eat.

rachael ray is not gross-- and she may be annoying, but with a canoli-stuffed mouth there's not much she could go on about.

she has jiggly arms. she's okay looking in the face i guess.

I DO EAT.

i dont understand the attractiveness if nigela lawson. she is just a bit plain and penickity for me. plus she is way too curvy.

good! add something good to your pasta.

i don't know about her arms, but she's a shorty, and a little thick, and has a nice pair of boobs, and hm, yeah, i like that. lucky for me i don't watch tv so i don't get annoyed by her tv presence, but i've noticed there's a magazine in the supermakets with her picture on it every time. wtf is up with that?

when Ms. Ray opens her mouth to speak, I hear Fran Drescher (this is not a good thing).

however, a dollar isn't much to spend for seeing Nigella teach her what being a dirty girl is all about.

I'm a domestic goddess too! Yay!

This evening I made potato-bake with a cheese sauce, ham, and sprinkled crushed 'smoky bacon' crisps/potato chips on top. Mmmm.

you know who's hot is that giada chick on the food network. she's got a nice pair of tits and she's always wearing low cut tops and she has pretty teeth.

you VIXEN!

oh no, she's cute to look at, but too fragile for my taste, i'd snap her like a twig a couple of manly thrusts. she's pretty and quasi-angelic, yes, a kind of rennaisance beauty, but not good sex fantasy material for yours truly.

i likes them grabbable.

oh, PS, my sauce is fucking delicious, i've been sneaking tastes of it all day and i put big ass hunks of italian sausage in it and bay leaves and i don't use no prego bullshit. SCRATCH.

she doesn't look that fragile to me!

sweet. i ate my rigatoni with black bean & buffalo chili-- lotsa smoky chipotle.

snap her. like a twig. :(

I've been called a 'sex cheetah', a 'sex panther', and now a 'vixen' on this board. This bodes well for my resumé.

yeah, she doesn't have a lot going on in the waist area now that you mentioned but she still has a nice set of boobs.

i saw that and forgot to ask-- is it because you're very fast & last only 30 seconds? that can't be a good thing...

hahahaha

she is extremely smiley.

i might add that i felt immediately drawn to this thread because my mom always used to refer to herself as a domestic goddess.

okay no posting weird looking women wearing yellow in the thread pls.

ummm nigella is sex.


and. while its a kind of women getting it on with women thing.... last week on one of our talk shows.. Megan Gale was asked who she'd turn gay for. and she said Angie. And I spent the next ten mins visualising.

+


prow.

my god that other woman up there is really gross and scary.

Im into both. atm I have a boyfriend. and Im allowed to makeout with girls.

ah, now i know why flotz hates him--he's jealous.

so whats the story with this torch you're carrying for whatser name?

sounds all very mysterious. can i play detective?

fuck yes, more bisexual girls to this world please.

hah, they are not all they're cracked up to be-- what makes you think she won't dump you for the next girl you think she's just "making out with"?

(i see a bleak future for pantyhead)

but dont jump the plot young man, let it develop...

there's this myth you know...

that that would increase our chance to get sex with two of them at the same time.

not sure if would be able to handle two girls at the same time, but fuck yes i would love to try.

yeah, more likely it is like a woody allen movie where he gets dumped for a lesbian.

but it does make for good fantasies.