What characteristics would you DISLIKE in a significant other?
 

-types like a moron
One of my friends said OMD to me the other day. I'm clueless. Total turnoff.
-shit music taste
-ignorant to art/literature
-Nasty breath
-Makes themselves too easy
-favorite pastime being 'clubbing'
-fratboy/fratgirl
-Demanding

bad hygene
shallow
racist
flat out dumb
ignorant about current events
doesn't like cookies

i dont like it when i get patronised or taken for granted.

religious
no sense of humor
always afraid

i probably wouldn't go for anybody who is conservative, a daily mail reader or a non-reader

I have a hard time answering this because of the "significant other" part of the question. this implies that SOMEHOW this person has made it past my high-powered-anti-human-shield.

if you can get past my general disdain for yr species, I'm able to overlook a lot of shortcomings.

so, I guess for the sake of giving some sort of answer, I'll go with:

unintelligent bigot.

this describes 99.5% of the people on this planet, so I have a limited pool to choose from.

a penis.

boring
bad taste in music
bad taste in art
drug free is prefered
funny
not whorish

i agree.

Clingy.
Has a caustic remark for every occasion (Gets old fast).
Treats me like I am incapable of doing anything for myself, even the simplest of tasks.
Starts sentences with "I'm not racist, but..." or some variation thereof.
Too shy to make a move.
Anyone who tries to get by on compliments, as if that is going to butter me up somehow. Compliments in general are a pet peeve of mine, even if they are sincere.
Hippies, and other people like that who can be filed under the heading of "Menace to Society."
Anyone who thinks that just because I have a few things in common with them (likes/dislikes/interests, etc), that I am therefore obligated to like that person. And if I don't, I'm "shallow."
People who like to feel sorry for themselves.
People who constantly complain about their responsibilities.

I like how intricate lux's post is, because it's benificial for self improvement. And yeah, I rarely compliment people now based on a previous experience with someone that I complimented too much; and she got really irritated.

The thing that is least attractive to me in a girl is ... well .. dressing slutty at all in a public place.. if a girl walks up to me with a thong (ew) hanging out of her pants and a mesh shirt with her bra peaking out.. that's just fucking sick. A girl would never impress me like that. I like sexiness that is subtle.. and in the bedroom, you can dress however you like.. but a chick walking around in public like that is the ultimate turnoff (besides stupidity). That's what was hot about my girlfriend.. she always dresses really conservatively.. though the first time I noticed how hot she was was when she took off her shirt and had a tanktop on after school one day.. her boobs were all hanging out... mmm.. but it was so innocent.. you know?

i think the same thing too.

those are ussually the chicks that cannot understand why noone takes them seriously

Very good point. There was this girl I met on Canada Day and she talked to me about how she really wanted a relationship and wondered why every guy slept with her then left and ended up using her. Thing is, she was dressed in a miniskirt and this tube-top like thing. Nobody would take her seriously and portrayed her as a sex-toy.

A lot of girls are pressured into dressing this way and feel that it helps, but it simply portrays them as a sexual figure more than a human. When I see a pretty girl, I want to meet her, but when I see someone like that, I find it's gross and all they want is sex. It blinds my view of their personality.

hahaha what an idiot.

People who are so self-conscious to the point of becoming stupid and scared of everything. Period.

i aint riding 55 miles for no pie.

Jealousy
Stupidity
Lack of aesthetics (clearly defined "bad" taste is preferable to no taste at all)
I also don't like people who like to make a public spectacle of themselves on a regular basis when going out.

I've been told that I "don't know how to match". I insist it's because I just don't care.

does that mean you don't love me?

:(

No, it just means I won't sleep with you.
Or at least that I wouldn't tell anybody if I did.

I feel dirty and used.

on the plus side, I'm wearing black and white today. I KNOW that matches.

when in doubt, go goth.

Why do you think I wear all black all the time?
It's the rock/evil version of Garanimals.

try showing up to a punk rock show in a Houston Oilers jersey. Luckily I look like I can crush the average punk with my mighty fist (punks are notoriously malnoursihed and weak) cuz I was getting some fucking fucked up looks!

The fact that she doesn't exist. :(

this is the greatest thing i've read ALL day.

- dresses boring or wears cargo shorts/pants or polo shirts
- they're an asshole
- too critical
- clingy
- boring in general
- extremely loud in public or elsewhere. the whole world doesn't need to hear.

-boring
- "scene"
-overly critical of things
- doesn't respect my interests
- "retarded". i'm really over that word.
- too loud
- doesn't respect my brother
- no fun

what are garanimals?

so what yr saying is, you would tell people that you've been sleeping with me.

I assure you, I'm NOT yr play thing. trying to woo me with yr "I'm Mr. Funny" comments will not get you anywhere.

keep yr lusty stares on that side of the thread please.

good day.

damn! so by making "fake" decisions, children will learn confidence? fuck!

are they like Underooos?

I used to wear batman underoos back in the late 70's

nah, garanimals were actual clothes.

you would have a hard time showing up for school in only underoos.

well, maybe YOU wouldn't.




for the record: savage clone is too cool to fuck with. by this point in the thread, !@#$%! would have cleared all cookies and spent the last half hour making his wife read and reread my posts in an attempt to prove that "it's HIM, not ME, I swear".

I'm pretty sure Rob is wearing underoos right now.

I bet yr right, and I bet it's not batman anymore.

a penis

Beaten to the punch by buzzo! O the humiliation!!

i didnt care to read every post, but thanks for checking for me.

if you're willing, you can read the whole thing 24 hours, and present me with a daily digest, and i'll put you on the payrroll.

let's think of a job title

assistant cesspool inspector

you like?

Well!
Apparently this cat has claws!

Has that really spineless, mousey personality. "I can't do this", "I know I'd never be that dedicated", "I stopped attending my psychologist appointments", "hey, why are you blanking me out?". It's highly frustrating to work with.
That cute/random personality some teenagers have these days. Putting on a squeaky sing-song voice and clapping frantically every time they see a peanut and regularly hollering "purple cheese!". Teeth-grinding irritation.

That personality seems to reside in the hipster-emo-scene children of Britain. A lot of them are proud of their active interest in Japanimation, also. They're harmless though.