God or Satan
 

who do you commend yourself to? the lord above or the beast below?

Satan
He was the first humanist and philanthropist

i just realized i screwed up majorly, mind if i start over?

God of course.

i serve whatever my entire superimposed existence through a moptopped, bipedal animal is when observed from afar as a continuous whole. So I attempt to serve all of the forces in which I (whatever that is) am seated. many of them have no instructions, so I simply look for instructions as hard as possible day in and day out. it's not too hard. you find that you and the world around you are so immersive and apparently endless that even simply when your eyes blink you are truly defiant (of what, i'm not sure i'll know....)

I don't serve to anyone.

God wins

i don't believe in god so gimme drugs.

good poll, i felt a little guilty picking drugs over God, but like the Janet Jackson song goes.. "what has God done for me lately?" well kinda...

Hey, be original people!

i guess god, but i answered other. i play for the vin diesel team.

kewl

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I guess everyone's forgetting the angels... I mean, they do all the work and the actual judging and administrative work... They're so underappreciated... Middle management is the dumps... :(

I'm atheist. I don't care.

There is no devil to worship. you either serve yourself, or you serve the Almighty who is higher then man, but man can't serve something lower then divine, and Ha-Satan is no divine.

i responded to this silly topic in another thread by stating that the Holy Bible explains that Satan (the fallen angel Lucifer) is the Prince of Powers & has dominion over the Earth; until Armageddon, that is.

You may be an ambassador to England or France,
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance,
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world,
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You might be a rock 'n' roll addict prancing on the stage,
You might have drugs at your command, women in a cage,
You may be a business man or some high degree thief,
They may call you Doctor or they may call you Chief

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a state trooper, you might be a young Turk,
You may be the head of some big TV network,
You may be rich or poor, you may be blind or lame,
You may be living in another country under another name

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a construction worker working on a home,
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome,
You might own guns and you might even own tanks,
You might be somebody's landlord, you might even own banks

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a preacher with your spiritual pride,
You may be a city councilman taking bribes on the side,
You may be workin' in a barbershop, you may know how to cut hair,
You may be somebody's mistress, may be somebody's heir

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might like to wear cotton, might like to wear silk,
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk,
You might like to eat caviar, you might like to eat bread,
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Terry, you may call me Timmy,
You may call me Bobby, you may call me Zimmy,
You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray,
You may call me anything but no matter what you say

You're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody.
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

 

- Bob Dylan


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i agree.

satan is boring.

the devil is a metaphor for fear & the self-centered human ego. there is no hell.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so when one dies the soul is transmuted into some other energy form. If one has fear at death then one simply rots in the ground & the body's energy is redistributed that way.

"I'm here to serve you annnnnd Satan."