this place is so slow.
 

it's the only board I post at, but I'm open to suggestions on where to go.

Hell.

thanks.

next?

You think this is slow? Man, you should try the SunnO))) board. That's positively glacial.

The only other board I post on is a local one where most of the people know each other in meatspace. That one's pretty damn fast, but it doesn't really make any sense unless you currently live or used to live in Minneapolis.

Hey, floatingslowlybydowntheriveronasundayafternoon, I think you should know that I walked in on your missus with jon boy yesterday, and they sure as hell weren't baking bath buns.

"Bath Buns?"
God, you people talk funny.

*walks in*

*looks around*

*adds sonicl to list*

*leaves*

Before I tell you that, why does she do *that* with the asterisks?

It's because of all the drugs threads. I'm currently posting while I'm on obetrol. I will forget all about it later. When you post on acid some stuff on here looks lovely.

Are you suggesting that I become a corrupt ruler?

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How do you make your posts dance?

*i can feel the heat closing in*

*i* *do* *a* *lot* *of* *shit* *that* *doesn't* *make* *sense*

Dino Zaurus Rexxxxxxxxxx.

Yes, it is a little slow I find. However, it's faster than any other board I frequent.

Oh, please, I think I preferred the drug talk. Can you take your dirty programming language elsewhere, there are kids post on here.

you're such a show off.

... ya think?!?!?!

Whoa!!! This is going too fast now, it's getting hard to control!

thats what marc bolan said.

no i smell like your aftershave.

I have sarramkrop creeping up on me at the moment, I can't protect myself on two flanks.

Nice burn.

well i did sit in your favourite seat and smoke your pipe while drinking from your favourite mug. :D

Quick, keep posting, it's slowing down again!

Is it true that they're trying to pass legislation to ban pipes in Alabama?

bugger! well another time perhaps another time.

That's outrageous. I hope you tarred and feather'd the blighter.

Technically yes, but they mean "pipes" as in indoor plumbing. They feel that such a thing is snooty and high-falootin', and they want none of it. They'll leave that for upper-crusty, old-money, northern east coast Democrats.
Salt of the earth.

Warmth is the Devil's work, you know.

We have a septic tank at work.

Anyway, I'm off now, I'm going swimming.

If this thread has gone so fast considering the amount of old bags posting on here, imagine what it would have been like if some of the younger ones were in charge. Crack.

country, not county.

and nuh uh. that didn't happen.

PS: if you see Kat from Babe's in Toyland, tell her Davis is clean now. :)

Well, she does live here and I do see her around on occasion.
I'll pass along your cryptic message.

Big County is a way funnier nickname.

I don't know her.
I have met her on a couple of occasions, but I doubt she could pick me out of a police line-up.
In fact, I know she can't.
That was pretty great.

maybe she's more attuned to sounds.

better keep yr mouth shut or "shut up lady, and give me the purse" might suddenly be written across yr face.

Yep honey, still at work and with a massive hangover too. I'll have a quiet night in tonight, too tired. Why scared?