girlgun
 

just because she needs a thread of her own to show off her mannish manners. Cheers sexy broad.

i'm afraid of her.

flaotingslowlyis SO whipped

she's in bed.

besides, she "doesn't think" that she's going to post here any longer.

just sayin'.

Ah no poop jokes?

son, just be glad that I'm exerting what little control I have over her to keep yr puny planet from being swallowed whole by the forces of hell.

sadly, I'm running low on black candles and the circles of protection are wearing thin.

better hope I can find a virgin to sacrifice soon, or yr all DOOMED.

more so, she thinks that the level of super-seriousness runs a little too high here for her liking.

I try my best to work as a countermeasure, however I'm only one man and the task is mighty grim.

I'll throw some d's on that

Tell her I will make poop jokes. I will google them I don't know any, you know we serious people are above that kind.

it takes a nation of millions to hold you back.

ok.

russians.

cigarettes.

vampyres.

(but not in that order)

fuck it, maybe I'll just go to bed.

i'd hit it and quit it

It always pains me when a rare quality newbie decides to opt out.

it's not just the newbies, ya dig?

in my somewhat short time posting here, I've seen too many quality folks disappear.

it's even sad to see the low-quality people go. what's the point of a message board if you can't belittle people from time to time?

maybe you guys are just too good at what you do. the intimidation factor for new recruits is too high, and the people that deserve putting off know that their case is hopeless too early. I guess I just don't know.

hell, I even tried to quit a few times, but after a few days a porky thread would make me laugh and I'd think that it was fun again.

if I wasn't stuck at my fucking desk during the day I would have left months ago. I think that I'm going to make it my mission to discover new worlds.

surely there's something "out there".

It'll take millions in plastic surgery to make me black.

this is as much REAL LIFE as a pen pal or a long distance friend or lover.

everything scares me

really? see... i've never posted on a messageboard before. i'm just not sure what to do!

hit it and quit it

see? i don't even know what that means.

read sig below

all i know is that your sig is a new kfc commercial.

when did u stop being crazy girl gun?

hit it and quit it, I get it (I'm fluent in funk).

THAT post, however, baffles me.

i killed it with booze.

compulsive diarrhea maldito what the fuck?

why so many new names?

does it make you feel invisible?

should I try it???

girlgun is not stupid, she knows how to do smoke signals from inside her house, you know.

I don't think he's talking about grillgum.

he's either saying "the board is stupid, so I have 1000 user names" or "flatulatinggrossly is stupid because __________".

the ________ part is a mystery to me.

I want giggles.

I'd settle for a minor chuckle at this point, but I'm in a foul mood, so I don't see it happening.

the question currently in my mind is: am I too misanthropic, or do people really just suck as bad as I believe that they do.

naturally, I'm leaning toward the suck.

well what kind of suck, cause there are those that suck body parts, and other objects, and those that suck for fun, and those that suck because they are bitter, Which one?

Herbie fully loaded and i'm tryin to hit it and quit it and walk off like big papi

Leave lindsay lohan alone okay.

and what the fuck is the beatnik turkey jive about KFC?!?!

The first one is to make fun of bulimic people. I don't know what you want me to answer with this symbol !, I am lost.

you don't have to. when in doubt, just dish out the abuse.

When in a serious situation try to think of something really stupid.

That should be fairly simple to do... :(

What if yr penis started talking to you? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

that bad non-pleasure kind of suck. the kind that makes you wish that everyone was dead.

<---- bitter


that's some real new jack shit if I ever heard it.

you ain't gangsta.

learn2maggotbrain son (imo)


apparently, NEXT LEVEL is so LAST LEVEL now that KFC has adopted that shit to sell chicken.

then again, once it's been kicked to the 'burbs, it's anybody's game.



agreed. hell, I can't even think of anything you've EVER said that I disagree with. yr logic shines like a beacon in the darkness my friend.


TLDR


don't blame !@#$%!, not even Atlas could carry that weight.

ONLY YOU can start forest fires.

I would say, "You have a point there."