Why im leaving the office for five minutes
 

Because i need a fag that's why

porkmarras means he's going for a smoke, children..
i might do the same thing..

hah

yeah, joint break!

That was a nice smoke behind my hideous boss's back.

ha ha! classic, have to stop having them in work, makin me do silly things!

no man, u misunderstood. my knee snapped!!! :-)

on holidays, chillin at home. fuckin deadly day here in ireland 23 degrees and not even lunchtime. and im on a pc .... aaarrrgghhhh

later

lenin was a skinhead.

ahh yeah ,its a great day in mythical mystical Ireland, great weather, get out form that PC you PAULYBEE and get out in the sun... you lucky bastard, i'm in work....yawn.

we currently have such weather here..
the irish would've been proud..
raining in istanbul for the past month...?

i was expecting to break out the hives, but it looks like it's going to be the smiths..

ha ha good one

noooooooooo!!!
porkmarras, please don't leave the board!

everybody needs a fag from time to time :cool:

A FAGGOT THAT IS

What kind of faggot? This one?

Jacob Faggot:

Perhaps the meaty kind:

Maybe one of those:

Nice job.

nah this one will do http://www.larryjoburns.com/uploaded...s33-783294.jpg

Edited now, reading-posts-a-little-too-quickly-a-tron

I love Timberkins, he's dreeeeeeamy.

Yeah nice face,i'll give him that.Not as pretty as mine though........

Editing: the security blanket for the inarticulate boob.

ok Oscar Wilde

Sarcasm: For denizens of inproprietous wisdom.

Verbosity: euphemism for logorrhea

Inproprietous: Non-existent word (to my knowledge)

Auto-Sigmoidoscope: A device used for examining ones own anal cavities.

Oxford Dictionary: a book where to find words and their definitions

"Inproprietous" on Oxford:

"Sorry, there were no results for your search."

Truncated: Always right.

Shit off. You knew what I meant, pedant.

Actually, for the record, Glice's vocabulary runs circles around mine. I prostrate before him in awe.

Of course.That happens because you both live in the same body

Are you insinuating that Glice and I are one and the same?

You have been living in the same body for a long time.In fact i imagine that body to have two heads.

Three, technically.

What do you normally do with the spare one?

That's currently up to the courts to decide...

*Edit: Fucktits, my hover message is gay.

How many people did you headbutt it?Is it painful for them?Is it enjoyable for you two

It's not so much 'headbutt' as 'head>butt'.

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