I'm starting a cult
 

who wants in?

massive amounts of lsd and other next level drugs
mounds of coke for everyone
fur coats
group JO sessions for the gents

we can all live underground like in that movie blast from the past
it'll be great

Does this cult also post a bunch of threads about nothing? Blast From the Past, hehe. Never thought that movie would be mentioned by anyone round these parts.

Count me in crypto. You be the cult leader !

Belieeee that, son

White malls just ain't safe no more, go ask your cousins in nebraska

Obviously.

You can be Slavo the Slave.


You're in charge of cleaning and cooking.


Question:
Do you know how to cook crack?

Absolutely.

Ingredients:

1-2 grams coke
4 tablespoons baking soda
Some bottled water
Take a cookie sheet and sprinkle a light covering of coke on the bottom. No more than 1 - 1/2 tablespoons. Now, take 1 tablespoons or so of Baking Soda, and sprinkle it on top. Add 2 teaspoons of water evenly. Cook at 300 deg. for 15 min. Sprinkle Pot if you want to really do it up on top.
Add rest of coke evenly, and 2 more tablespoons of baking soda evenly.
Bake at 300 for 25-30 min.
Let sit OVERNIGHT.
Put in freezer 15-20 minutes, or until hard.

Crack off small peices and enjoy! (Water pipes are best)

<Edit: copied from a random crack site. No, I don't do drugs, I just play tough.>

Have you ever thought of starting a blog instead, cryptowonderdruginvogue? And you could post every single little thought that passes through your head on there instead of on here. I'm sure that would be a very popular move.

Leave crypto alone, his shit is at least funny (which is not a common thing on this board, by the way).

sold.

I ain't having yr babies though.

exclude me.

Sounds like a blast, crypto.

Although it's coming off more like a gang than a cult so far. Gotta fix that.
You know, so you can enjoy tax exempt status.

Nubile cult babes>group JO sessions.

Even if it's in a tornado.

you disgust me.

More for me then.

Can we also make excellent burnout psych LPs a la YaHoWha 13?

I disagree. We all have different tastes, though.

Mounds of yay? I be down.

do we have to be in crypto's cult to do it?

not that I have any problem with cults, it's just that, I have my own.

I'm thinking of running ads on public access cable.

You're gonna get sued.

although it's true I'm feeling zombified, the inspiration is Raelian.

don't question The Word, foul-mouthed unbeliever.

I am down

hi there. i know how to cook crack.

yo i ain't no cult followin' type of cat, feel me? but i'll help you run that ho. as long as i get to kidnap bitches from, like, wisconsin and shit then, like, take them to the rain forest, jim jones style, then make it rain in the rain forest. damn. that's some congo baller shit.

damn. this is gonna be just like dipset. weed, lsd, coke, fur coats, and (hopefully) the color purple. i ain't helping no dudes JO, though...ima film it and sell it.

if the camera goes out of focus, don't trip. im probably textin' my weed man, too.

Will there be a massive die off? Or a Massive killings of people?

oh sweet 7 lbs, 10 oz jeezuz, I sincerely hope so.

can i wear a loin cloth in the cult?

since crypto is away, and I currently have the megaphone, I'll say wear what you like.

although a loin cloth is certainly not required (and I sure as hell won't be wearing one), yr welcome to come as you are.

speaking of cum, loin cloths will certainly make it easier for crypto to give you yr sacramental JOs.

so the definitive answer is "just say maybe".

not me, thanks; but i'll start an alternative cult that will take care of the ladies, while your cokehead "gents" JO and pat each other in the ass.

oh yeah-- neglected and frustrated women drip heavier when they finally get it. yummmm.

Word is born x 100000


You can be my vice... president... cult... leader

Role model for best cult ever:

after much thought, i have decided i'm against any JOing in general
NO JOs

However, we will have many women to choose from
Lots of rooms
and TONS of marvin records

that's it.

I'm done with this chickenshit outfit.

I will JO as I please, and I will do it in a GODLY manner.

A weapons stockpile needs to also be a part of this thing if it's gonna be done right.

i've got plenty of guns

Enough to fortify a compound?
Cults gotta have compounds, and compounds gotta be fortified.

maybe not that many, but we have a walk in safe with guns and guns and guns

like, the whole marvin discography?

we can be like a group of anti-JO militant acid fried americans...in space.

in space... underground!

...in time.

woah...