Do me a favor and prank call this place.
 

BLah.

Sweet. Quickly edit your post so no one else knows.

I'm telling....

LOL. Do it.

I don't know who I'm telling on, however. This is key.

Say that Jesus Christ posted a thread in a forum to call you.

I'm not really going to call. Though, that would be funny.

Ahh. I'll rep you anyways.

i might
later

Points for nothing. It must be my lucky day, or some shit.

I'm expecting you to, Bizzle to the Dizzle.

Haha...

"Jesus told me to call you on the sonic youth message boards"

*ten minutes later we get a guy on the forum from the place...

Basically.

Threads are fun when some of the people are on your ignore list. It's fun to make up what the people are saying.

Hey dudes, prank call my mom okay? she says i can't go to the mall today and that ain't right.

Long distance...my parents would be mad...which is stupid...

I know, my parents totally got mad at me when I cheated at Scrabble last night.

Dude, I cheated at monopoly with my sister!

I'm telling...

Confusing post, but I think I get it.

What does an ignored post look like?

Like this.

Instead of the posts of those you are ignoring it says "this message is hidden because Hayden is on your ignore list"

It's ringing but no one is answering...I hung up.

Dang. They have gotten tons of calls tonight. They might be ignoring it.

Fuckers would not pick up.
Hey, 777

If rock is 5, if rock is 5, if rock is 5,
then Britney Spears is 6, Britney Spears is 6, Britney Spears is 6 and if Britney Spears if 6 then
Julian is 7, Julian is 7, Julian is 7!

They suck dick. I'm sorry.

Can you feel the BUMP?

Do it again.

BUMP

so if that's not chris habib's (wrong area code), who's is it?

godfather's pizza...
are they the competition for the fast food crown in wilmar?

Pizza places always seem to have a confederacy of employees who maintain honor among their theivin' selves and they proceed to rob the place blind as they cook the books until they are all fired and the next crew comes in...I've just observed it so many times from knowing various people that work in pizza places...in different cities too.

I would call, but if I *67 it, I'm sure they won't pick-up. No way am I calling without star sixty-sevening it.

hey hayden why don't i call them and order you 40 pizzas?

give me your address

--

atari - i used to work in a pizza place-- it was awesome-- we drank the kegs dry every night

I'm banned from the building and they don't deliver so ordering me pizza would be pointless.

he he he. wonderful pun! well not pun... what is it? funny anyway.

Edit.

Won't they have caller ID? And call me back?

Edit.

tell them you're traveling to willmar and you want your pizza delivered in advance. at the local subway.

Edit.

Then get angry when you find out that they don't deliver.

See, nobody believes me when I tell them how technologically challenged I am. I don't even know how to fucking block my number.

Okay, I'll try it.

doesn't matter-- it was an excuse for gmku

well how about 320-235-7791

or 320-214-9514

will they deliver? :p

Godfather's Pizza. They sounded a little irritated.

heee...

they're sending sonny corleonne to take care of your ass now...

Tonight I sleep with the fishes...