the bono appreciation thread!!!!
 

we all love him. we all want to be him.

yep, this thread's ALL ABOUT bono!

the man.

the myth.

the peace-itarian!

what? you say that peace-itarian isn't a real word? well it is, thanks to bono!

so, here's the rules:

1. play nice (this is about bono. yay!)
2. post about bono
3. post bono pictures!
4. post yr favorite bono stories
5. 1.2.3. go!go!go!

1. ?????????
2. bono!
3. ?????

mission accomplished!!!

ChocoJ, please die in a fire!

this thread is for the REST OF US that love bono!

YAY! let's shop!!!






OMG BONO why the big soled shoes? are you a shorty IRL?

He made AL Gore laugh on CSPAN the other day. [remainder of post censored under guise of playing nice]

This little girl was going to jump before Bono talked her down. Then they got ice cream.

that's a wonderful story! it's even almost as wonderful as nef's new pair of shoes! almost.


my favorite bono story is the one about how when he was but a wee('er) lad, his parents made him go church. he was so incited over this degradation, that he penned the song "Sunday, Bloody Sunday".

it was also during this impressionable time that bono discovered his fondness for eating small black children!

Bono used to be partnered with an amazon woman. They sang in brightl;y colored outfits. He died in a tragic skiing accident. The Edge was very sad, so he became an "intern"

Ha ha. You said, "Bono."

File Under: SCAREY, BUT TRUE!


In the middle of the Dark Ages, Europe’s population lived in very real fear of bono. The signs that were used to determine whether or not someone was a bono included:

-hairy hands or feet

-height extending soles

-small and pointed ears that were generally sited quite low and towards the back of the head

-thick eyebrows that meet in the middle

-protruding teeth

-red tinged, curled fingernails

-long third fingers

-breath that smells like small black children.

-persons who drank at a bono watering hole.

-persons who ate bonos or their brains

-persons who were killed by bonos.

Hollywood has helped to add a few characteristics of its own to the legend of bono. Many bono films suggest that a full new moon is the trigger for a person to change into the bono. There is also the suggestion that a bono bite may turn someone into a bono.

cher. still fuckable at 60?


here she is with a guy who could not even begin to get wood from her, in 1975, two years after I was born


at the oscars thorugh the years





bono still wants her. she is a foot taller than his leprechaun ass

Bono goes way back, and he has played a much larger role in history than any could have imagined...

I've never had anything against Cher, minus her horrible music, especially of late. I had a simultaneous crush on her and Winona Ryder in Mermaids when I was little.

look at this dipshit

HA HA!

you poor fools have no idea that cher is ACTUALLY bono in drag.

all it took was:

• a wig
• some really big shoes
• lots of makeup.

and bono has fooled yr tinkie winkies into flag-pole positions with his crossdressing skillz!


do you BEEELIEVEE? I do.

...why did i enter this thread?...

look!

you have a myspace

because you cannot resist BONO! and his MULLET!'

you don't get enough bono in your life and you wanted some?

Ha ha, you said, "...bono in your life."

bono haters need not apply!

nor do the bono haters need to tell us about how they were thinking about not looking at the bono thread but then decided that they would just have a peek (I mean, fuck, it's bono, right??), but even then, they weren't going to post in it until they decided that they will post about how they didn't want to post in a pro-bono thread but did so anyways.

bono brings out the best in us all.

Bono is an idiot. And U2 were some shitty band with a delay pedal and re-used the same chorus on every song. Every fucking song is just Bono emotively yelling the title of the song -- "WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" "SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAY" "wHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME". Fuck you.

YOU, user of robos and hater of bonos, can GTFO my thread.

this thread is about love.

and by love, I mean bono.

I just dont know what to say I really dont.

i love bono's voice on this single:

true story: bono haters are all going to HELL.

do you know who'll be waiting for you?

yeah, that's right. bono.

dude if bono haters go to hell then why is bono there? or do the bono lovers miss out on bono? or does bono hate himself..

it's a little known fact that bono was the inventor of "the stink eye".

you want to read more facts about bono? ok!


understatement imo.

he moves in mysterious ways.

duh.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2255628.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19 34A2752006EF5F0ED5D9376277AB0D7C55A5397277B4DC33E

^^ click for a surprise

Im just jaw dropped. Im out of wit on this one.

I tried.

the link's either borked, or you just gave me a keylogger.

oh wait. nevermind. I'm on a mac!

it's a typical occurrence for bono to evoke this response in women.

I've also heard that the goosebumps go down after about an hour.

im leaving this thread until yr homoerotic bono love subsides.

now try watching netflix...