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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.31.2008 11:30 PM

Ever try out something sexually kinky and just end up laughing?
 
A few years ago I let a girlfriend of mine whip me and I just couldn't stop laughing. It hurt a little bit, but I don't know, it just made me laugh. It really disturbed her that I was laughing.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:31 PM

No, and I don't talk to myself either.

uhler 01.31.2008 11:33 PM

when one of my ex's was talking dirty to me i started to laugh. she then hit me and threw me on the couch.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:34 PM

Did you hit her back?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.31.2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
No, and I don't talk to myself either.


You don't talk to yourself? Don't you find yourself interesting?

gmku 01.31.2008 11:36 PM

One bad habit is enough.

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
You don't talk to yourself? Don't you find yourself interesting?

you'd think he would, what with his age and all

uhler 01.31.2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Did you hit her back?


now i was still laughing and then i fell asleep.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:40 PM

that's always my reaction when somebody hits me.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you'd think he would, what with his age and all


I'm endlessly fascinating to my selves.

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:45 PM

yay
time for a ben gay rub yet?

gmku 01.31.2008 11:48 PM

Ben Gay?

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."


The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!"



The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"


The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.


The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream."


The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?"


"Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:57 PM

HA HA.

no seriously, do you have any werther's originals? my mouth is really dry.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.01.2008 12:53 AM

the answer is yes, and that is all.

Inhuman 02.01.2008 12:57 AM

hahaha yes. I love those moments. And I love seeing the expressions on their faces when you start laughing too.

✌➬ 02.01.2008 12:58 AM

Haven't gotten there yet.

Everyneurotic 02.01.2008 01:00 AM

i'll just say i'm ticklish.

✌➬ 02.01.2008 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i'll just say i'm ticklish.


Me too, I am the most ticklish guy ever. No one can ever touch my on my whole left side, also my back.

Cantankerous 02.01.2008 01:10 AM

yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.01.2008 01:11 AM

my sides right above my waste (the love handle area) are really really super ticklish, especially the closer you get to my legs and my crotch

✌➬ 02.01.2008 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed.


True, I always make some comments that make both of us laugh. I always use the word rape, when I am tired.

Everyneurotic 02.01.2008 02:18 AM

i never refrained from laughing.

Cantankerous 02.01.2008 03:18 AM

laughter is excellent in any situation

m1rr0r dash 02.01.2008 03:34 AM

one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



not kinky.

✌➬ 02.01.2008 03:36 AM

HAHAHA.

Cantankerous 02.01.2008 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, by otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



not kinky.

that is fucking priceless.

Tokolosh 02.01.2008 04:01 AM

Bye-bye birdy. HaHa!

atsonicpark 02.01.2008 07:29 AM

I didn't laugh, but I did feel stupid one of the times we did the roleplay of a teacher/student thing.. when she was screaming "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING A+, MY NAUGHTY FUCKING TEACHER!" I was like "hmm.."

floatingslowly 02.01.2008 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



not kinky.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nicfit 02.01.2008 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████
i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.

Yeah, they try to escape once in a while.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.01.2008 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.

girls get hard ons too?

king_buzzo 02.01.2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Did you hit her back?


that would be my reaction

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.



not kinky.


FUCKING LOL!!!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.01.2008 01:51 PM

There is this little dangly thing near the top of their slit. Rub that for a little bit and it will get stiff.

Anngella 02.01.2008 04:17 PM

 

king_buzzo 02.01.2008 04:25 PM

^that diagram made me think; can a cock be inserted into to the urethra?

Cantankerous 02.01.2008 04:33 PM

no, nor should it.

Rob Instigator 02.01.2008 04:34 PM

women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO

Savage Clone 02.01.2008 04:36 PM

"My ears are burning!"

 

king_buzzo 02.01.2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO


people should do this and make a shock site.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.01.2008 05:15 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding


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