Where's the weekend thread?!
 

oh! here it is!

what you doing?

i get to see my oldest friend tonight! she's escaping her kids and going out to booze it up with me! hoorah!

I don't know, maybe go out or if not sleep. Maybe read a book.

resting, getting my mind and body geared up for the intoxicant fest that will be super bowl sunday

I think we are going to go see the "Bodies" exhibition:

dying

Maybe you can be part of the exhibit than?

i saw body worlds in dallas. it was great!

har.

don't die.

so we should expect to see you back here around Easter then?

I saw Body Worlds here for my mom's birthday.
Good times, except for that one where they felt compelled to put a Panama hat on the guy's head for some reason.

Looks like I'll be putting a new innertube in my front wheel.
AGAIN.

up your ass?

my magic asshole would not accept such things.

He's so clever.

That's cool, I'm looking forward to it.

Oh, also doing some Super Bowl thing. I don't watch football and I don't even know who's playing, but the people's house I'm going to has a pool table, so I'm definately there.

well, it should.

He is asian...

IT IS FUCKING MAGIC!

do it! I saw it in Houston last year and it was excellent, even with the mobs of people. it was just so very interesting to me. there is one where they have preserved just the vascular system on a hand and it is AMAZIng how many and how tiny the veins, capillaries and arteries are. enjoy!

most of you people saw bodies and not body worlds?

I will be having a super bowl party in my garage.

i have an appt at the free clinic tomorrow to get this hepatitis bullshit checked out. i feel too shitty to do anything but sit on my ass so that will be the extent of my fun this weekend.
right now i'm really angry about the fact that i'm actually going to have to get DRESSED tomorrow.

the guests will not have a hard time finding you due to the path.

best of luck cantank.

get it all taken care of

because it can suck in threads from the internet?

i don't think there's any kind of formal or specific treatment for hepatitis other than the obvious "don't drink".
and more anger is boiling inside of me.

you really want to know? it's kinda embarrassing...

Are you going to be plugged in?

depends on the kind of Hep, cantank.

my mom has Hep C

Not to mention simply following the Emanations Of Lameness that any TV spectator sports event radiates.

rob:
that sucks, but it's pretty manageable eh?
i don't think i have that because it usually is asymptomatic for like 15 years and i don't think i was shooting up at the age of three, so...

well, saying its magic doesn't prove anything.

who said anything about TV sports?

IT FUCKING IS MAGIC. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

my asshole is only for errmmm pleasure. i don't even poop.

euwww you must be like green/brown if you dont ever poop.


i'm thirsty

NO. MAGIC. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

my mom got it back in the late 70's when she had a hysterectomy. she is also hemophiliac so when she had that surgery they have her more than 8 transfusions. if she had ddrank at all in her life she would be dead. her liver is about 90% shot with chronic cirrhosis. it's not pretty.

Don't try to reason with him.

i'm not sure how much more clear i can be, you know?!

I just pooped my pants. :o

feels nice, doesn't it?