Scarlett Johanson
 

We now present her MUSIC.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080213/...pYIfczK_pb.nQA

Maaan..

I'm way more excited to see what Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward have cooked up in the studio. Hopefully their musical relationship will flourish into a fully-blown romantic affair and they can officially have the BEST HUMAN CHILD EVER besides Jesus Christ.

Oh damn I forgot to add the Photo.




By the way is M. Ward releasing an album soon?

Well it's been about 2 years now since Post-War, so I'd expect one to come along. He and Zooey have been recording as 'She and Him'.

I just want to hear her say the line " Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips" with that throaty voice of hers.

ugh.

i just want to see her naked. that's it.

well written.

Wow a Zooey Deschanel album too?

If they can make music that sounds as good as they look, why not?

I don't see why people are writing this off, it could be pretty good.

I am impressed hear some clips.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/exte...arlett-jo.html

i don't give a flying fuck about her music, nor should anyone.

that body is un-fuck-with-able though.

haaaaa!
reminded me about harriet the spy!!!
btw, that sample is booooooring....another old style singer wannabe? Her voice should be good for that kind of stuff, but c'mon, a paris hilton-like album would have been much more fun and could spawn a bunch of sexier vids too ahah.

Bowie guests on a couple of tracks on the album, apparently. Woo-hoo.

Yawnsome.

she better not sing JAMC.

that sounded horrible.

ugh indeed.

there's a saying that goes "you look prettier silent", that's totally appliable to scarlett.

Agreed.

hey man, at least she is SINGING and not doing that fake ass overproduced whisper shit, modulated beyond belief to cover up a shit voice

she can sing me to sleep anytime.

Mariah Carey.

Mariah Scary.

I've always thought she wasn't as a great a singer as every one makes her out to be. She has one sound. To me pitch doesn't make you a good singer, it's harmony.

talk about never getting out of bed!!!

oh wow! another epic thread!

better subscribe!

a singer leading a song does not sing harmony man.
they sing the melody, and a clear, crisp, foreceful voice, as she has, is quite nice.

she is just a torch song singer. nothing wrong with that.

I don't, I just get annoyed hearing people talk about how great that squeel shit she does is.

I honestly think she is the hottest girl alive.

Which is odd. I've thought that since I saw Ghost World when it frist came out.. I was like "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?" But it wasn't until Lost in Translation that people took notice.. it's weird though, because it seems like everyone agrees.. I know dudes that totally hate chicks like her.. but they agree she's beautiful...

She's a terrible actress and singer but that BODY. FUCK.

Actually, only two people can compare to her hotness :

Wata from Boris and Waka Inoue (look her up..).

I'd give her that she has nice tits and rape charisma.

not bad

lol scarletttttt letsss see the asssssssss

waka has the measurements of marilyn monroe.

but is asian.

Totally, her voice is beautiful.

I might have to do a noise rock remix though

I noticed her in Horse Whisperer!

Just kidding. I was dragged to that movie and wanted to shoot myself the whole time.

But yeah in Ghost World I kept saying to myself "screw Enid, I want her friend"

i noticed her in eight legged freaks, thought she was the hottest girl ever

edit: and she had a shower scene...geez i watched that scene lots :P

perv.

i'm having visions of tittyfucking...



oh glorious light of reason, stay away from me for a little longer!

Agreed.

Titty fucking sucks.

maybe you can't reach of she's flat chested

dont generalize