Fisting ettiquette.
 

Poll on its way.

Fisting. So many things I could say about it. The first time I got fisted I think I was 11, maybe 10. It was the greatest thing ever. After a little practice, I can fit a pineapple up there with nearly know hassle!

i fisted my ex a few times, she couldn't get enough of it.

Sorry Hayden, call me a weenie, but now I nearly threw up.

Shock rock.

Tricky one that. On the one hand, it's a notch for the bedpost. On the other hand, 'sausages up an alleyway'.

Yes, that's right, I'm using polite euphemisms in a thread about fisting.

not so much as you think, a lady's part has remarkable elastic properties afterall

I'm sure that's the case some of the time; my experiences have involved ladies who had rather capacious areas prior to my 'investigations'.

anyway, i decided to stop doing it because after a few times it kept making her bleed, she said that didn't matter but i didn't want to do her an injury.

Last of the gentlemen, truly.

what about golden showers, i can't believe we've never discussed those?

Funny you should bring this up; I'm getting fisted right now.

clone's to do list: "get fisted while posting on the interweb nerd board"

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anyway, i marked "gloves"

getting shit off from under one's nails can't be fun

Another very fantastic topic.

impressive that you have the wherewithal to type

It's all a matter of experience.

I take my hat off to you

And your rings, for god's sake.

there was this girl, when i made her cum, she used to piss herself. or was it female ejaculation? i dont know but it was lots of it. good times, but makes mattresses smelly.

Slightly OT, but I take it everyone has watched 2 girls 1 cup?

who hasn't at this point? they've even been making tshirts for months now.

That's strange. On Valentine's day, I made my boyfriend come more than I've ever seen and it was really watery and shit. It reminded me of that hypery precum thread we had a while back. He got it all over this really nice shirt I was wearing.




It's my homepage.

2 girls 1 cup?

I only found out about it a fortnight ago. I'm very slow with whatever the kids are doing. How about that trail of dead band though, eh? Boy, are they hot this season.

etc.

she even went to her doctor & asked about it. his comment was that i was "lucky". how's that for science.

Google it, you'll thank me for it. Possibly.

I'm shocked that you two have managed to miss this one.

We're British. We don't officially know what sex is.

I don't know that those two do either.

That's hilarious. You must have some pipe laying talent.

I know what sex is. It's when you shit in a cup and eat it with someone.

i just googled it, it's more or less the same thing as scat.avi

Not quite as sensual, though.

Hey, you're talking about sex right? I heard that's when you shit in a cup and then eat it with someone.

You don't eat the cup, obviously. That's be wrong. I apologise if I've mis-led anyone into eating a cup.

sorry i meant swap.avi

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horr...ga-swapavi.php

hahahaha, you finally replaced goatse? (or was it tubgirl?)


hahahahaha.

speaking of which, there's this crazy band called godspeed you! black emperor or something like that, they are a band but play like an orchestra.


lucky indeed, can't you take a compliment?

eating a cup? don't be disgusting.

It was goatse for a long while but now it's 2g1c.