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3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents. Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office. According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong." Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed. |
Doesn't this story re-surface about once every 3 years? I'm sure I've read something very similar several times.
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I'm sure you've done something very similar several times.
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You sound just like my mother. |
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yawn... |
gmku: aren't you going to say how everybody has a more interesting life than yours?
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Ha ha ha. We were SO high!
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they have a lot of energy for stoners. |
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Yeah, but this is just dullsville. My dreams are better than this. |
so i don't have to worry about you digging up, say, a corsby, stills and nash lp and start smoking smack off it.
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been there, done that. Boorrrinngggg...
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AGAIN?
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No, just the one time. Then Keef came over and we went and saw The Way We Were together at the movie house downtown.
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Nah, I was talking about how last year there was a kid that decapitated a corpse and made a bong out of the head.
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hey, at least there was no mention of sexual acts.
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^^^ dripping with sarcasm. |
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co-sign! |
I understand the novelty of a skull but isn't a ceramic/glass skull easier, less disgusting, and less disrespectful?
Those guys are some death trippers. Bad vibes. |
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read my signature. i named a "song" after you don't you remember? :)
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It's For Satan
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hit that primo shit, satan
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I know a guy named kevin jones. He's crazy. Threatened to kill himself in the bathroom in eight grade.
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maybe they were into necronomiconical smoking, like they do down there at the Bush ranch at those Illuminist shin-digz...  |
exactly
dick cheney likes to stick his diseased cock into little boys |
illuminati.
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it's already been established that he's your little brother. no? |
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whoa, now, let me get this straight, are accusing the vice president of being a catholic?  |
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Stoners aren't lazy all the time. I mean I have energy more often than not. Anyways, if anyone here wants to dig me up, cut my head off, and smoke weed out of my head after I'm dead, knock yourself right out. |
I love how it's called the chronicle.
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Makes me think of that Denis Leary bit...
"Look, man...I MADE A BONG OUT OF MY HEAD!" |
"duuuddeeee, your bong smells like rotting flesh maaan"
someone should start a bong thread |
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