ever jizzed up someones nostrils???
 

girls dont like that

my girlfriend laughed.

Do you mean purposely or accidentally?

can it be both?

Wouldn't you have to stick your thing up a lady's nostril to pump it all in?

I was just thinking of a facial disaster when I've posted that.

ACHEW!

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Purposefully but accidental by all official accounts and reactions.

if she tilts her head back as your skeet skeet-ing you can get a pretty good shot up her nostril

That sounds like a hazardous techinique. What if it goes all wrong and you temporarily blind the object of your shooting?

sucks to her asthmar

Crypto's drug use would be a guaranteed high for the (un)lucky lady receiving the treatment.

No, but hve gotten in the eye. I think that is worse.

Lovely

jeez... jizz

this is the worst thread to wake upto

I don't know. I've got it on a girl's face before, but never paid attention to where I got it.

i have burned a lady's eye before with the jizzlob

i introduce you...

"cum sniffing"

I don't skeet and tell.

why do so many "men" find it sexually exciting to see a woman with what is essentially runny snot all over her face or tits or ass or whaatever?

and why are there so many (it seems) "men" who find it sexually exciting to see some drugged up whore, or just as stupid skank, drinking semen from a cup?


I will never understand it.

fucking stupid people. focused on semen instead of on making the delicious lovely lady who has been so kind as to allow you to penetrate her in personal and private ways feel fantasic, and making her cum repeatedly?

I don;t get it at all.


people are so fucking stupid.

You mean like a dirty dragon?
Cause if you do, no. If someone even did that to me I would be pissed beyond words.

This thread does not compare to the finger in the ass thread.

Very average. I give it a C.

I don't think it is exciting, I just think it is funny when it accidentally happens.

And you can always say to yourself after a breakup "well, that girl wasn't very nice to me, but hey, I came on her face once during a blowjob, so I guess its even."

i bet they don't like it when you expose their latest jizz snort on the internet either

i mean if it's the one that's with you in all the pictures

I always do it on their faces. Or inside. HA!!!

a while ago i slept with a girl and i came on he belly, and she started to rub it into herself and then it got mixed in with the moisturizer she had so it just turned to slime, it was gross, it made me wonder would she have done the same thing had i sneezed on her.

hahaha
gross


yeah, it wasn't on purpose
she thinks it was

there is no way to truly aim it

well she pulled it out of her mouth and tilted her head back

should I get her some flowers and Afrin?

edit: I'm sober and I feel awful about this

tell her next time she gts to cum on yr face.

A neti pot, perhaps??

hahahaha

cue up "Be Aggressive" by Faith No More off the classic Angel Dust album


http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-yInSwCYA

ive jizzed everywhere.

literaly?

the streets are flooded with the ejaculate of jon boy

the porn industry begs to differ.

tell her like Eazy E said, "Bitch dont be affraid its only a dick!"

i only ever jizz into nostrils.