I feel sad.
 

Give me motivational words.

k go!

you have a penis, and it's probably at least average. so good for you

You Can Do It!

Emma, you probably shouldn't have posted that following the preceding post..

I don't get it? I'm still tired though...

It just seemed to emphasise what █████████ said, is all.

haha, you can do it derek!

Thanks guys! : D

Also you could listen to this;

Srsly, a wank might help.

Or just, go out for a walk, if you have a dog than take him out and run around a bit. Fresh air is always good.

when I get down, I think about DOOM.

not the videogame, but the end of yr species.

it makes me giddy.

haha

Cheer up! Not in a motivational positive way...but if yr still sad by 2012...

well, you won't be much of anything after that.

GO DOOM!

i felt like this once, but look at me now! you can do it too!
GO GET EM TIGER!!!!!

Already shooted my gun today.

And there is like a storm outside so a walk is out of the question.

: /

ha ha
dignity is really overrated:eek::cool:

Man, that name is so swish! Who on earth here would have a name like that?

it could be worse, you could be one of these two people (on the bed)

I could be one of the people beside them and be immensely happy.

Positive thinking is key.

I don't get it. Why are the two people on the bed not wearing any clothes?

You see, when a man loves a woman...

that's life

suck it up

hurray!

Oh, OK. I get it. They're doing sex. Cool.

Probably not cool to have all those people around the bed laughing though.

eh, i probably feel worse than you.

Boring story part 666: Many years ago, me and some friends gatecrashed a party in Clapham. We brought booze n all, but were treated with a large amount of rudeness - this despite the fact we'd met the hosts earlier on in a local boozer. Anyway, we decided to relieve them of food, drink and so on. Me and a mate also decided to have an explore, and were in the process of "liberating" a crappy stereo, when this couple in a bed made their presence known. Seems like our teefing hands interrupted their shagging. Oops.

Moral: Never invite me to a party anywhere, ever.

What are you, scousers!?

haha, dont raise your hopes you bloody sissy wanker, she's a woman.

But we can whine about how much life sucks through internet forums!

^^^ The "space keys" guy: Ah yeah? Well, my good man, that be a male name also round these parts...and wot be wrng wiv masterbashun, innit?

nowadays, i'd say that applies to most names, innit geralda?

do calm down Reginald, please!

sure-- but i thought you wanted motivational words!

here's some more:

life sucks! get used to it!

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well no. but sadness is not a bad thing really, that is my serious point. it's part of being human-- learn to feel it.

Listen, Durgnat, don't tell me when to shaddap!

Piss off Peter Purvis

Hey, nice alliteration there. Ya can't knock demon's hustle, fer sure. Anyway, Wobble, wassup?

The Melly's sudden appropriation of a negroid 'lingo' is one I must investigate further.

I've just discovered this beat combo called, "The Wu Tang Clan" - I thought they were clean-cut WASPs. You telling me they're actually Afro-Amers? Damn you, SoulSeek..damn you to hell!

And as a holla back, here's demonrail666 in more casual attire:

^^^I think I've just come.

Oh hang on, I've just spilled me beer. But still, Lewis Collins and Battersea Power Station? Phwoar!!!