entertain me
 

bored and temporarily immobile
mail me some liquor

it would take like weeks to get to you.

haha your signature

No one is in town and I need a bottle of liquor

but the problem would ostensibly be that you can't get up to get it yourself, correct?
having a broken leg in new york would be a pain in the ass.

you gonna drink alone?

that's fucking sad.

try masturbation-- it's what lonely people do.

Drink some listerine.
Not sure how it'd go down though... or up.

seriously
thank god i'm home

i can move around, just can't drive


this girl i'm kind of seeing gets in at 9:30 and the liquor stores close at 9 here in texas

nahnahchill

i want some wine
lots and lots of wine

i'm sure you'll come up with a creative solution.

make some musics

Take up home booze production. You could probably whip up a rather nice bathtub gin by weeks end.

And I hear bathtub gin is awesome.

is there no liquor already in your house?

that's worrying

my parents don't drink (mormon) and we finished all of my patron and goose bottles the night of my going away party

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oh dear.


is it true that mormons also don't drink coffee?

High roller.

I'm having trouble walking up the stairs to the studio


dude gross yo


Turns out this Italian restaurant that delivers also sells wine
I'm about to order a couple of bottles

Oh and some food too, I suppose

yes, and soda with caffeine too

so then if they drank decaf they wouldn't be breaking any rules?
do they not take aspirin either? or is that scientologists?

after all, this is America! what kind of good american household does NOT hold liquor?

I am bored as well, I should be busy in my classroom in Addis already, with a million things to do and no time to do them, but instead, I am stuck at home, no interviews until August, and I dont feel like running around the neighborhood dropping applications like I just graduated highschool with all the kiddies, so

reborn, left to sigh, we could, be born and simplify the way I lie, theres more, I get bored..

caffeine is awful anyhow...i dont drink coffee, and avoid caffeinated drinks whenever possible.

i actually get headaches if i don't have coffee or some other caffeinated drink on a regular basis.
that's okay though. i love coffee. and red bull.

Deftones in the rain. That would be a good night. I don't know about the crowd-surfing, though.

Has there already been an alcohol thread?

thats cuz yer system is all addicted. get off tha drugz. u is dependent now... what happens if our plane crashes over the pacific, and u and i are the only survivors on some island? you will be sitting around bitching about yer caffy headaches , and i will be making fire and cracking coconuts for your poor ass

I think quitting now and quitting on a desert island would be about the same...

i know it is

if you and i are the only survivors we're going to have to make babies.

recent stufdies show that drinking up to and more than 6 cups of coffee a day can extend your life by 20%, no lie. look it up.

i drink the shit out of blue monster. ugh.

this boosts my theory that i am going to outlive all you fuckers.

what if i'm on a pledge of celibacy, and refuse to compromise. ?

then we'll just be sitting on opposite sides of the island jerking off to coconut puppets

Try meditation.

yeah, but you will be unable to control your trembling fingers, and your bladder for the last 25 years of your live. i seen it before

hahaha

you're gonna have to fight it if you're taking a pledge of celibacy



hmmmm chick vs. coconut?

have you also not noticed that pretty much everyone who amkes it past the age of 70 has trembling fingers and loss of bladder and bowel control ?
regardless of caffeine intake?

it would be the utmost in black humor to have one or both of the last people on a deserted island be sterile/infertile.

will power. i've got it.

hmm... coconut + hole + rubber plant could be fun... of course, the coconut will have to be really large, cuz u know, i'm a man

yeah, cuz back in the day everyone smoked and drank coffee...