Where is Hayden?
 

Rehab?

is he rly in jail?

i bet he's been the community bitch from day one.

Despite talk of a recent stint at the Betty Ford Clinic, Mr. Asche was last spotted flapping his arms and screeching something "cuntish" while poolside atop the Chateau Marmont with Lindsey Lohan.

no, i really don't know. but he seemed to be recalcitrantly headed that way.


mmmm, i wouldn't mind being atop lindsey lohan, even in her current state-- i'm a freak for freckles!

the fact that she looks like a 40 year old meth and tanning addicted stripper doesn't deter you?

the meth thing might-- is she toothless already?

i don't think she's actually on meth but she looks like she is
but as far as i know she has all her teeth

but no really she's disgusting

how do you know? you've never tasted pussy.

just saying.

how do you know?


just saying.

you hate fish

that doesn't mean shit. it doesn't fucking taste like fish. although it might smell like it if you don't wash.





however, THAT is saying something.

ha ha ha

look, you can claim to know it all, but really, you can't one up me on this one. simply put, i have overwhelming numbers on my side. don't make me get overly vulgar-- just-- think.

anyway, re: that photo here-- what's not to like? a bad dress? laughable. i don't think in those terms.

she looks like she would smell bad. the long island stripper hair. blonde is terrible on her. she needs to lay off the eyebrow pencil. she has weird brown/orange blotches all over her. her mouth. STOP TANNING NOW.

basically EVERYTHING is wrong with it.

now compare that picture to these:





pretty!

my boner says otherwise.

maybe i have a thing for trashy sluts.

wait-- i do!

and freckles

yeah....

blatantly trashy does not equal sexy

you can do trash but you have to do it with style and class...if that makes sense.

#1 is too fucking innocent-- i'm not a child rapist

#2 is pretty-- but not sordid enough.

i want the broken one.

I'm glad he's being a prick somewhere else than here.

slavo-- come on!

hayden was one of the board's gems.

have fun with your syphillis.

*cough*

christ, woman, there's no syphillis in the imagination.

im a married man for fucks sakes. you think i'd really go after that little ho? no-- but the life of the mind is another story.

i bet your wife is like 30 times hotter.

he's married?

your signature is freaking me out a little bit.

I figured everyone knew where Hayden went or something, since I haven't heard him mentioned. He's definitely one of the ones I remember from here.

i don't know what people think is "hot", and i couldn't care less about popular opinions, but she's fucking wonderful-- and she'll be even more so when she's old, wrinkled, and fat, because she's the kind of person who's constantly evolving. we're talking a different plane of existence here.

but on the interwebs, i'm all about the lowest common denominator! :D

So my crippled ass just got invited to go see Boris in Austin
I think I might go and hang out by the bar


This could potentially be a bad idea

dude. Boris!

fuck no man! THOU SHALL GO!!

be fucking awesome.

hey i heard of this crippled woman whose wheels got kicked over on some show here when ppl started moshing. well she was right up against the stage.

i'd say just get yrself some weaponized crutches & go forth & thrash!

Fuck it, I'm going
I'll just over medicate in case I end up getting more hurt

Is that a ginger twats-only hotel or what?

hot is not entirely physical

but i can't wait to be 35 and have a big fat ass and lines around the eyes and a kiddo or two even though that probably sounds totally out of character

i'll be a rocker mommy

"pure" physical hotness only lasts until they open their mouth & speak, ha ha.

i won't discuss madame's !@#$%! physical attributes in the interwebs though. i'm keeping her under lock ;)

anyway i should get going, dont wanna spend the day in front of the computer.

have funs.

precisely

someone can be totally smokin on a physical level but their personality can make them repulsive. like me!!! ;)

That's so true.

Well, not the "like me" part. That I know of.

Exactly. I love that demented little sod.

I've seen plenty of hot people in real life who I haven't heard speak or know anything about in real life who I still don't find hot ... there's this unspoken, invisible thing called sex appeal too...

or maybe it's the pheramones.

oh come on. i'm fucking irritating.