i'm drunk and lets talk about exes that you can't get over
 

i went to a party that she hosted and we're on good terms but she was so beautiful and i can't get over her. i wish i could, but i can't. i'm drunk by the way.

I no longer use executable files as I now use a mac.

find someone else to fuck.

i already did but it didn't help.

go fuck her.

My story would take to long to tell... and it keeps on having parts added to it. XD

so she dumped you or you dumped her?

and why was the breakup about? (if we're going confessional might as well bare it all).

im asking, anyway, not out of sheer nosiness, but to figure out the mathematics of your separation, and the possible trajectories, and all that crap.

i guess he either a) passed out, & will wake up to regret this, or b) went to fuck her, after all!

...=\

no i'm not that drunk. i had a panic attack and had to go for a walk, but i will probably regret making this thread when i wake up.

we're just two weird people and that's why we broke up. i just liked her a whole lot and really regret breaking up with her.

so youre claiming you broke up with her.

very good. ungentlemanly, but good.

can you remember why the hell you did that? there must have been a reason beyond the "weird people" bullshit. did she break your balls? did she smell funny? did she made fun of you in front of other people? did she give you the crabs? betrayed you somehow? kicked you in the face? i mean, there's always a good reason.

but hm yeah i've been a recidivist, so who the fuck am i to preach? ha ha ha.

so go-- get yourself burned again! you'll regret that later even more than this thread!

well she posted a picture of her making out with another guy from a few years back and acted like it was no big deal and then i freaked out and broke up with her.

Crabs will virtually be destroyed because so many people shave their pubes.

Or so I heard.

if she triggers your insecurities in such a way you sure are gonna be in a world of pain if you ever get back together. she's prolly accumulated lots more pictures since you split, and who knows what acts she's performing in them!

the way i see it, you have 2 simple options: a) become a cocky un-jealous bastard, or, b) find a girl more to your tastes, or c) fuck and run.

i think i will go with b. i will never be able to do a or c.

i'm glad you have found use for my socratic method :p

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i forgot to add d) get back & become a sucker for punishment-- but we know that's not an option either, is it?

Ex does not mark the spot.

let x = x

Alternatively, buzzo and I can go on about the girls we wish we had.

ha ha ha ha

Oh, believe me. There are lots of fists of fury on this subject.

You can get gonorrhea of the mouth, y'know. Unpleasant, eh?

I got drunk last night and e-mailed my ex an unnecessary confessional letter. Luckily, I punctuated it with something like, "But don't respinf to this, caus im still drunk and whill regret sneding it."

She has not responded.

I don't have any eckzes I'm not over. Just some dude who used me and led me on to think that we'd be in a relationship when really he was just hanging around me because I'm a bag of desirable bones to him. Whatta dickhead. I even bought his stupid ass food. I should get paid back for that shit, and all the shit I went through for him. I hope he dies in a fire, fucks a chick with teeth in her vagina, or gets stabbed in the face from being a douchebag and all-around asshole.

end rant.

you guys are angry

Note to self, do not date terriblecanyons

Haha I'm over any girl I've been with, I don't even talk to them anymore.

A true man.

that would piss me off, but then, everything pisses me off.

Happiness and Jolly.

it's really not wise to download any .exes.

you never know when they might actually be spyware.

and yes, they ARE hard to get rid of.

timing and reading the entire thread are the keys to comedic genius.

I fail at both.

I'm still not properly over an ex that dumped me about eight fucking years ago. Still think about her at least once a day. Absolutely fucking horrible state to be in I assure you.

what constitutes getting over someone?

i'm friendly with my ex.

I'm friendly with one of my exes, but we were friends before we started going out.

This other one though, oh well probably best not go into it really.

i had a similar thing going, we can't see each other anymore.

I had a break-up where I never saw the girl again. Even to this day. It's better that way, I think. Though it'd be nice to see her now, I guess, after all these years.

<--- shudders at thought of seeing ex.

i had an encounter with said girl after the whole thing ended, it was rather unpleasant but it helped me get over her a bit.

traumatic nonetheless.

i am SO crap at getting over people. i always seem to just get with someone else really quickly and then about 3 months later start wondering whether i've done the right thing. very silly.