hey
 

whats up kids?

you do have the best fucking sig i have ever seen.

that can't be real.

HEY.

You're a stronger man than me. If I had the heart to watch multiple David Lynch movies in succession, people would hear about that shit. Like on resumes, college applications, and first dates.
Hell, I'd make damn sure to mention it when I introduced myself to people. You don't want to fuck with the one kid in the state who has David Lynch marathons.
That's downright legendary.

haha! once eraserhead finished, it was like how it must feel after giving birth. all of his other stuff i love, but eraserhead makes me sick.

I haven't seen Eraserhead, I don't think. It's hard to find.

don't bother.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...AABblgo&show=7

Answers are pretty funny as well

eraserhead is a mind fuck. so hard to watch. my ex got me the video for my birthday one year...

am i weird in that i have no problem watching it at all? sometimes i put it on when i go to bed.

Yeah, like the guy who wrote that in your sig was kidding right? I think the baby drinking the blood bit gives it away.

i thought of a sweet movie again

VehiKILL

its about when all the vehicles on earth start attacking everyone

Ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

crypto always has the best sigs.

goddammit, i have sigs disabled and i'm way too lazy to log out to see it.

I re-enabled my signatures just for dudewithsuperlongscreenname's notoriety, and I immediately got a migraine.

FUCK THE BOARD.

your red rep is fading.
FUCK THE BOARD?

... and you're suddenly kicking all y'all's asses! from all red to all green.

My curiosity gets the better of me, I'm going to log out for crypto's sig. It better be damn good.

too much build-up... i was expecting some gross picture.

He's had much better ones.

ah disappointment

such is life

Sorry ALIEN, but you are late this time, it's already done

http://www.videodetective.com/titled...blishedid=7551

"Eraserhead" is a fucking AWESOME film. I've seen that at least once on the big screen and plenty of times on video. Such a powerful piece of work.

Cantanky - nah, you're not weird at all. I suffer from quite rotten insomnia sometimes, and one of my "cures" is to stick on a splatter/exploitation video/DVD, and see how long I can last through that. Jesus Franco films in particular tend to get me to sleep in no time at all, but the Italian "violent police" films never work, as i always like to stay up and watch those to the end.

I'm a big fan of trashy B-movie gore. I recently accidentally caught "Rest Stop" on IFC, and could not help replaying the part where Joey Lawrence gets his brains visibly splattered on the floor behind him, then pops open his eyes and gasps, "Quick! Do it again!" as the shot had failed to do him in.

That's right, Joey Lawrence. Made the viewing totally worth it.

Whoa.

*claps*

Have you seen any of the Lucio Fulci films ("Zombi", "New York Ripper" etc)? They be totally good pieces of schlock.

Zombi! So absurdly gratifying. I'm glad I'm not alone in this fetish.

The "eyeball" bit is one of my all-time fave moments of exploitation cinema.

I've never understood the appeal of such movies personally. They're a bit boring. The only one that appealed to me even slightly was, Braindead(Dead Alive).

What??? *collapes from shock*

(Fair do's, senor)

Basket Case remains the very summit to which all must aspire.

Breslin Hotel + Belial = win!

Yes, you are weird. (I say this in the nicest way possible, ofcourse).
That is by far and above the scariest film I've ever seen. I don't dare watch it unless I have a warm pretty girl next to me. Even then it's not a pleasant experience.


Okay schizo, I found the best, most lasting way to advertise yr mental toughness- put it on yr epitaph.