Question for Bearded Members with music webpages
 

Would yr beards be so long if you didn't spend so much time on yr music webpages?

yes
because if I wouldnt spend so much time on my music webpage it wouldnt mean automatically that I would spent all the safed time on cutting my beard

hahahahah! I actually keep my beard trim and tidy!

tis my bush which unfurls like a studly cotton candy

Hey, my excessive beard growth has nothing to do with my spending time on this board, and everything to do with the fact that I'm just a slovenly piece of shit in general.

I have never had a beard in my freaking life, and my postcount is embarrassingly high.

i don;t give a fuck what it looks like. tis what my lady fair feels when it bottoms out that's important.

ha ha!

I go with whatever the lady likes, she likes bush? she gets bush. she likes trim? she gets trim. she likes fingerfucking her men in the anus? she gets a diffrent man

lol

I hold it down to one-week-beard-length

ditto

the best tool for that are these electrical hair trimmer.

the guys with the 3day beard are losers

I have no beard. It just doesn't look good on me. Maybe I'm too young, I dunno

how old?
the older I become the shorter the beard

I'm 17, nearly 18 (in less than two months now)

when I was 18 my beard was at its peek. almost arab-style

Well I bet it just doesn't look good on me then

I currently make Allan Moore look like a member of Bronski Beat.

Don't rush all at once ladies. One at a time, please!

it didnt looked good on me as well, thats no reason

Cheeto my man, have we ever seen you beardless?

I have only cut and sdhaved my beard once since 1991.

it was around 3 years ago. horror horror! I looked exactly like the 15 year old I used to be! my face had not aged at all.

everyone hated it, cuz they are used to the beard.
I hated it cuz i looked like a doof

when I'm clean shaven, I have a face like a smacked arse.

The beard brings eternal youth??? That's pretty sick.

I know that. when you grow your beard for a while and then cut it off...everytime you look into the mirror you are thinking youve cutted your chin off too

Depending on how early you start wearing one, they take youth away and put you in a state of perpetual 40-something-dom.

I am a pale person as is. most people never get that I am puerto rican.

when I shaved off my beard my cheeks and jaw and chin were SOO white, they looked grey. My mom said I had "cara de pedo"
which means fart-face, or skin the color of a fart.

I wear my beard fairly short, but damn, what a difference some color makes!

here's me and my lady so you can see

you both look really sympathic

Pai Mei! Both those movies were on TV a few weeks ago. Awesome kick-back movies.

its more like they come from an inner-state of perpetual forty-somethingdom. beards are eternal, I dont understand why men have to shave in western culture? women have become far to affraid of hair.

these dudes know exactly what I am talking about..

Those guys all have sculpted facial hair requiring extensive, deliberate razor use.

yes but that is besides the point, what they do have is what would be considered today excessive facial hair. I think that in the days when crazy fucking mustaches were in, a regular beard would be the norm, and if you look at most civil war era photos, that is exactly the case. the beard is natural, it should be let to grow.

Lev 19:27 "You shall not shave around the sides of your head, nor shall you disfigure the edges of your beard."

Well, then the past few years of hipsterdom should suit your tastes fine, what with the whole place being overrun by noisenik gnomes with beards down to their belts.

Personally, I'm not into it. Looks cool on really old wizard guys though. Beards still beat moustaches any day of the week, but they all say Itchy to me.

they are only itchy for a few days after that, its not itching anymore. that was the first reason Ive become lazy cutting it, because I hate that itching

What is Pogonophobia?

Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of beards", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.


they dont itch very much, but when they get past your neck in length, you tend to wake up with a mouth and nose full of beard, that is until they start to dread up. I regret cutting my dreaded beard everyday, but the world just couldn't handle the combination of white dude plus dreads plus dreaded beard, something had to give... alas alas





this is my brethren Wadi Gad's dread beard: