If Thurston and Kim released a sex tape...
 

Repped!

I don't know. . . probably. I've watched bits and pieces (no pun intended) of other celeb sex tapes out of curiosity. I didn't get off to them, but I found them mildly entertaining.

Yeah... I probably would. Does that make me sick in the head?

Don't think I would.

Hey Ben check the comments for SK Records, I just uploaded Grey Area after months of procrastinating.

Yep.

SYR 9 (in Spanish): El Sexo de Kim y Thurston
A Kim and Thurston sex tape exclusively on laser disc.

They have sex?

i didn't "get off" on that kim kardashian sex tape... but i was awfully damn hard from watching it. i think me and rob have the same taste in women. well, their ass's at least.

well they do have a daughter.

Didn't know she had one.
I don't find her attractive though.

fo real? damn tha tbitch is hot! and apparently can take a good dicking. :)

Rep to anyone that can sit through the Chyna sex tape. I think Rob might have.

On Ecstatic Peace records ??

if it was made it would have to come out as a limitied edition "10 inch on flesh pink vinyl or dvd

Who wouldn't watch it? The dude's 6'6" and everyone on here wonders whether they admit it or not.

I don't want to watch anyone having sex, thanks.

the question is not so much would i watch it but what am i looking at this thread for?

Uh, no.

I might not buy the DVD but I'd listen to the soundtrack...

hahah

the sex tape should have commentary by lee and steve

I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

LOL Dead Air

I wouldn't.

only if she cotton crowned him.

hahaha i laughed so hard

i would definitely watch it for purposes of amusement particularly if it had commentary by lee and steve

BIG lol
Repped

no.

excellent.
lol+rep

I probably would watch it eventually, pure out of curiosity though.

im more into the mes and elena tape

SHIFTAH!

Hilarious! (you got rep from me too)

You could also have guest commentators, such as:

Bob Bert ("Thurston's thrusting and grunting here reminds me of the groove we put together for "Death Valley '69")
Steve Albini ("You mean I finally get to SEE Kim Gordon's panties? Hot dang!")
Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")
Richard Kern ("I like young ladies in panties......this tape is lacking young ladies in panties.....order my tapes, they have young ladies in panties galore...")

I dnt know if I'd watch. But knowing me, I'd get it. Such a completist!

I'd get the soundtrack on clear vinyl - it'd be a 2LP set with an awesome gatefold sleeve. Yes, I really am that sad :o

hahahahahhaha

I read an interview once where Steve Albini said he hates porn.

You misread... he hates DVD porn. He's cool with VHS. Y'know, analog and all.

:eek:

would i watch it??
fuck i hesitated even to click on such a stupid poll
luckily some great interventions thanks for the laugh

i voted yes, just to even out the poll of course ;)