bush or no bush?
 

okay. you know what i'm talking about.


NOT THIS:

I prefer a hedge, so I'll go with that.

depends... usually prefer no.

ew. that picture i put in that other thread made me realise how gross it is.

No bush, please, ladies...

Oh, a woman's bush?

Well as I'm not a kiddie fiddler, it's definitely bush for me.

exactly!

or

finally you make sense! :D

Please ladies, if you're gonna have a bush, MAINTAIN THAT SHIT.

this is not really a binary question - there are degrees of bush

and it depends on the woman too - I'll vote for a bush - hopefully trimmed and groomed

no. i hate these questions.

GOD. HELP. US.

if yr gonna trim it, please keep it natural-looking... can't stand those little strips that look like guido beards. comprende?

yes. absolutely yes.

and on that note:

lauren bush >> laura bush

>>

yes?

oh no no no. there is no point in a landing strip. just get rid of all of it.

groomed/trimmed
not a fucking jungle
dig?

That picture gives me the urge to find the nearest bro and give him a swift kick in the balls.

obama.

good god. it just looks so wrong to me.

^^^
stop that

well that's too much.

we all sniffers of good bush have said here "groomed and trimmed".

yes. it does. it looks sick.

it looks so old and diseased. i'd photoshop-shave that picture just so it doesnt look like this. ew.

what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA.

for good fucking.

do you like men with no pubes, like little babies?

lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.

what makes bush-fucking better?

and no. but you know. you could maintain it.

virgin!

Women are dirty aren't they buzzo. I bet you're glad you have nothing to do with them.

there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides.

the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.

i like the french soft core porn look. i like taking an adventure in the jungle.

or are you talking about bush the band?

as a practical benefit, shorn poon doesn't make my face itchy.

besides that, due to circa 1-9-7-0's pr0n, I've seen more than enough bush to last me a lifetime (and then some).

Ah, the famous pant moustache, as seen through the ages.

I'm, hmm, either/or, I suppose. I don't have a fetish for the hairless thing, but then again it can look most fetching with a desired one having no pubes. Depends on the person, I suppose.

Pant moustache... you made me choke on my rice, Melly.

my skin isn't raw!

don't shave. wax. once, twice, a thousand times WAX.


lol "weird hamburger"

God damnit. I'm eating.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

God invented smooth high-tech razors for a reason, right?

yeah im for wax over shave 100% where it's applied.

but a bald mons veneris is just weird.

whereas a nice patch of red pussy curls cannot be surpassed by any bottled perfume on this planet. it's a most amazing thing.

THIS IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT.

with other hair pigmentations-- it varies. blondes being my least favorite. BUT STILL YUMMY IN EVERY OCCASION.

well, unless you're fucking a street person, a hippie slob, or an animal.

I know what I'm buying !@#$%! for Xmas. Yep, his very own merkin (red coloured). Plenty of nom nom nomming fun for him there.

Do you think a person's preference for minge-topiary says anything about them? I think it does. And I also say that it very much depends on the person concerned. It's like haircuts on the head. Some people look phenomenal with short, angled bobs. Some people look like potatoes with wigs. By way of comparison, some minges suit different styles. Play around with it, see what takes your fancy.