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davenotdead 09.17.2008 11:18 PM

does yr outtie wanna bone my innie?
 
they totally could, as long as yr outtie is disease-free.

and to answer the question on all yr minds, yeah my innie has a bush. i like to keep it natural.

jon boy 09.17.2008 11:30 PM

why god why!

davenotdead 09.17.2008 11:34 PM

the google results for 'navel sex' are very inconclusive. i didn't dare try 'naval sex'

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.18.2008 12:01 AM

I got an innie.

floatingslowly 09.18.2008 08:59 AM

mine's an innie too, but if we got one of those double-ended things...

al shabbray 09.18.2008 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
the google results for 'navel sex' are very inconclusive. i didn't dare try 'naval sex'


youch

davenotdead 09.18.2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
mine's an innie too, but if we got one of those double-ended things...



now we're talkin

floatingslowly 09.18.2008 11:38 AM

so, you wanna rub tummystix? :o

giggle. giggle. giggle.

Cantankerous 09.18.2008 11:49 AM

mines an innie.

outies are icky.

floatingslowly 09.18.2008 11:52 AM

I'm sorry, but I don't think they make 3-prongs and I've already called dibs.

step off! :mad:

This Is Not Here 09.18.2008 11:54 AM

I think I'd puke if I met someone with an outy...

Cantankerous 09.18.2008 12:01 PM

its ok floaty, i think my ring would get in the way anyway.

davenotdead 09.18.2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
its ok floaty, i think my ring would get in the way anyway.



this intrigues me

Cantankerous 09.18.2008 12:32 PM

my navel piercing would obstruct potential navel sex.

floatingslowly 09.18.2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
this intrigues me

SHUT YR WHORING MOUTH. :mad:

davenotdead 09.18.2008 12:35 PM

but maybe yer piercing would penetrate my navel...?

has there been a navel sex porno before? i'm starting to think big. this could be a million-dollar industry by tomorrow. i know there's freaks out there with navel fetishes. are they being catered to in the porn industry? we could sell navel dildos, etc... who wants in on this?

davenotdead 09.18.2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
SHUT YR WHORING MOUTH. :mad:


i'm sorry baby. i like it with as many navels as possible. i'm not a one-navel kind of guy

floatingslowly 09.18.2008 12:41 PM

^^^ too late, I'm on to new and better things (like having sex with eels).

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
but maybe yer piercing would penetrate my navel...?

has there been a navel sex porno before? i'm starting to think big. this could be a million-dollar industry by tomorrow. i know there's freaks out there with navel fetishes. are they being catered to in the porn industry? we could sell navel dildos, etc... who wants in on this?


despite the fact that yr a whore, I try to rep you daily. try and fail.

:(

davenotdead 09.18.2008 12:46 PM

no its not too late! (eels are very 2005)

... cantank you want some of this action? i know you already don't need to work to support yrself. but this is some huge action i'm talking about. like you could buy your own olsen twin kinda-money. we need you because you help us reach the all-important 'pierced demographic'

GrungeMonkey 09.18.2008 05:46 PM

freaks.

Anngella 09.18.2008 06:31 PM

My first best friend in 1st grade had an outtie.

davenotdead 09.18.2008 11:23 PM

did you make fun of him/her?

terriblecanyons 09.18.2008 11:25 PM

I wonder if it's genetic.

RdTv 09.18.2008 11:54 PM

as long as genes don't give you this:
 

terriblecanyons 09.18.2008 11:54 PM

OH GOD I WISH I COULD UN-SEE IT

shit.

davenotdead 09.18.2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RdTv
as long as genes don't give you this:
 



on the couch, on the table, on the flooooOOOO

davenotdead 09.18.2008 11:59 PM

i wanna make love in this club

RdTv 09.19.2008 12:02 AM

my wife has a fetish for that song.....

davenotdead 09.19.2008 12:08 AM

i think i'm developing a fetish for it. when does yr wife get off work?

RdTv 09.19.2008 12:10 AM

She works 24 hrs a day. at this club. she calls me up. she says she wants to make love. at this club.

davenotdead 09.19.2008 12:11 AM

haha.


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