This bagel is so good.
 

I'm really glad I went with this instead of that Cherry Poptart I was contemplating...

cool.\

when I was in high school a few of us went to a friend's house and he had a porn on, and in it the guy put a donut around his cock and the chick sucked his cock and then ate some of the donut, and the guy kept grunting and saying "Oh yeah, Bite the danish, bite the danish." and it mad eme laugh because it was a donut not a danish.

this has almost nothing to do with bagels except for the hole in the middle.

No, you're right. That seems relevant to the topic. I'm more impressed that a high school student was able to aquire such a unique porn. It seems that donut/danish porn would be a small fetish market usually only available through plain brown bags.

Also, was it a very large donut or a very small penis?

large donut.
i think that movie may have damaged me, for there is nothing I find more UN-sexy than any food item involved in sexual thangs. it grosses me out.

I believe that movie may have fixed you, my friend. Food and sex have no business together and it seems that only an obese couple would be into such shenanigans. Shenanigans.

chantilly cream

"Honey on the Willy"

I used to have a bagel, some topping, and a cup of coffee mostly every morning in high school. About four years later and I'm still kind of tired of them.

hahahaah! You got a mentat on your avatar! excellent

Hmm. Mentats...

Are there, perhaps, some form on mentat that uses bagels as the motivating agent?

I just had a chocolate chip bagel with chocolate chip cream cheese from a local placed called Big Apple Bagels and it was sooo delicious.

It is by the bagel of Sappho that thoughts acquire speed, etc.

Okay, my allowance of Dune nerdy has been spent.

... ?

Ugh. But... kind of curious.

Fallout ?

I love this game.

i love bagels and cream cheese.

I'm sorry but bagels do not have chocolate chips. Like pizza does not have pineapple. Mutually exclusive--does not compute. A blasphemy upon bageldom (and pizzadom respectively).

WHAT THE FUCK angella.....

haha sorry that was extreme...

I work for Big Apple Bagels...

This is getting scary...

I don't even like pineapple but Hawaiian pizza is amazing.

I'm sure Hunter S would never eat a chocolate chip bagel.

the bagel police have arrived.

Its kinda fuzzy--being from high school 25 years ago. Buit I believe I was the captain of a space ship called the Onion Bagel in some sort of video production.

I'm sure he wouldn't either, you know, with that gaping gunshot wound in his head...

Perhaps true. But in fact I meant when he was alive.

Thinking on it some more. I would grant that he may have eaten one mistaking it for something else. Or vice versa.

Probably. Then again, he probably wouldn't be eating too much with all the drugs he was doing...