Pookie's Facts Of The Day
 

Today's fact:

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

hm great workout.

Also think of the weight lost with those destroyed braincells!

Who cares about brain cells when yer losin' weight like that!

killing pookie uses more, with greater satisfaction.

Today's fact:

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

how many calories are burned banging yr head against a crocodile's tongue?

it depends on what level your necromancy is at. if you're 50+ and have the talon of grief then maybe you could bring back Irwin's shade long enough for him to assist you in wreeasstlin the croc so your waiting team of scientists could experiment

understood. i'm changing my workout.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstone Chewables.

bettie rubble had a sweet ass

ahaha

i approve this thread.

betty was good but wilma is better.

owe... pookie

owe?

the fact is, pookie, you used plural in the title, yet you only post a fact a day.

Each fact is a "fact of the day".

Collectively they are "facts of the day".

Twat.

so, am i right?

FACT: both fishstix and bubo are correct.

you know pookie and his party pooping ways, robot.

fine, pookie, fine, keep your facts posting in a miserable sum of one a day, your readers don't care.

you euros and yr disgusting fetishes make me want to vomit.

I'll sell you pictures for $50 a piece.

It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.

Someone in work recently described something foul-tasting as 'like rimming a pack of wolves'. Best simile ever, I say.