So SYG.. I need ya bad
 

Alright, let me start out by saying that I will be grounded from my stereo for 3 months if what I am about to ask for help on does not come through. So ya'll can understand how dire this situation is.

Alright well here goes, for desperatley needed extra credit in my us history class (which I am failing, and my parents do not tolerate..) we can write a song about an event in U.S. history (stopping at the close of the civil war) as set to the tune of a christmas carol (in essence replace the lyrics).
This can get me 30 extra points on a test, and with a 47 on one of my tests.. I need this.

If one of you could help me with this (nothing that would be too controversial if you can...) I would be more than appreciative, and willing to recompensate in a reasonable manner.
Please no flaming, as this is really important.. at least for me XD

jingle bells
Jefferson smells
Declare independence
madison writes
the constitution
tells the king to go fuck offf
hey!

lawlz

Well now that we got teh comedy out of the way... help XD ... please

I will write something more substantial off the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

It will be about the Louisiana Purchase

Thanks man : )

If yr being serious, then yr really nice.
If yr not being serious, then yr hilarious, but kind of a jerk.
:cool:

flunking would do you good cuz it would teach you that there are consequences to your actions. bailing you out would save the day but would do you damage in the long term.

still, i wanna jump on the opportunity:

We rode out of Atlanta
by the Decatur road
filled by marching troops and wagons
of the Fourteen Corps.
And reaching the hill
just outside the old rebel works
we naturally paused to look back upon
Atlanta gone to hell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
We could see the corpse of wood
where McPherson fell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
black smoke rising high in air
and Atlanta gone to hell.

kinda goofy but what did you expect



^^ the smoke of chestnuts roasting in an open fire

I was being serious.

H-Town freaks gotta stick together

Thanks, haha but seriously my teacher is just irrationally unreasonable and unhelpful, she doesn't warn people about dates or tell us when things are... she actually sits on google earth while she shows us video clips... horrible.
haha what is your carol about exactly..?

Damn straight. Yer awesome rob : p

son, the first stanza is verbatim from sherman's pen

do your research

have sex with them

What can I say.. not really a history buff here.

oh jeezus man

you cant google some clues and then you blame our teacher?

I do alot of homework, I'll tell you that much. I've jsut been having some bad luck lately and external, private interferences that I don't care to share with you, so don't judge. I normally do good in this class.

so find out what the fucking song is about--


!!

Oh ok, I will do that.

Seems like a dumb task really.

Your parents ground you from your STEREO? For 3 months? That's insane. Usually my parents would ground me from uhh the internet or TV or going out with my friends. But no way do they ban my music listening.

My parents have noticed that tv's absence wouldn't annoy me nearly as much, and they can't relaly control the computer stuff since I need it a lot for school.

ha ha + the dOOd gets told off on SYG ha ha talk about epic fail.

Hah true. Whenever they've banned me from TV my usual reaction is "oh well...".

Kinda dumb considering every TV show I watch is online.

Seeing as this is a SY board, I think it'd only be fair if someone wrote a rendition of "Nathan Hale on the end of the rope". I'll see what I can come up with tonight.

Haha I just record the shows I would be upset to miss.. so no damage done really XD

sorry about not getting to this yesterday man. I had to drive out to my mom's last night and by the tiome I got back home it was too late to do much besides bong hits and hitting the sack

is it too late?

I will post something for you before lunch.

I'm sorry, I only rap (fantastically, I might add).

The Declaration Of Independence was put in place
To keep the King of england out of our face
But then we had a civil war
Where the Unionist Pimp beat the confederate whore
And sometime later slavery was abolished
So black people could then go to college
Then Prohibition came into Force
And alcoholics had to stay off the sauce
Then the Japanese bombed Pearl harbour
Meaning the US got into a war lather
But we kicked ass, left, right, and centre
But still worried about a Communist Agenda
So here's my history of America song
I commend to you, this is how we all belong!

Word

fuck that's good.
but is it a LIGHTNING guitar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmZZ...layer_embedded

That's fantastic, I would use that!

btw nice sig Rob Instigator.

how can you be grounded from music? music is El Elyon

[The Most High]..
that kind of punishment is like Draconian meets Machiavellian meets Stalinian!



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equals that kind of punishment..

Wtf is that thing next to his right foot?

besides, I think they already wrote a song on yr topic..

400 years
And its the same -
The same philosophy
Ive said its four hundred years;

Look, how long
And the people they still cant see.
Why do they fight against the poor youth of today?
And without these youths, they would be gone -
All gone astray

to the tune of WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS


we don't want your stinkin' tea crates
we don't want your stinkin' tea crates
we don't want your stinkin' tea crates
British East India Company
Dressed like Indians we'll be, In Boston Harbor your tea
December 16th's going down in U.S.A. history

Samuel Adams called for action
taxed without representation
Pissing off a nacscent Nation
British East India Company
Sons of Liberty raged, Indian costumes engaged
90 thousand pounds of tea is aloft on the waves

The "Tea Party" caused a crisis
Stupid British demanded justice
Colonists did not pay their taxes
British East India Company
Much conflict was raised, a battle of wits engaged
Instigating a Revolution for a democratic age

We don't want no stinkin' tea crates
We don't want no stinkin' tea crates
We don't want no stinkin' tea crates
British East India Company

give that a shot

no good?

Forgive me Rob, and most of you, but what IS a fuppet?

At first, I thought it stood for Fuck Your Own Pet. But I realised I read it too quick and the letters did not match the words...

it started as a band name, fucked up muppets = fuppets, but now it is just a name for my Blog, kind of a stand-in for me.

All is forgiven.

Don't confuse me again.