What does your penis call a vagina?
 

You fucking asked for this.

i don't know..
i don't speak dick..

Warm and comfortable.

What does your penis call a poo-chute porkie?

Home. My penis calls it home.

I can't answer that question.

someone posted a story a while ago about stupid names for vaginas and dicks and they said that they called their vagina their 'baby chute'. i thought that was pretty kool.

I have heard it been referred to as a 'cock-holster' once.

it calls it random names, pulls its hair and runs away

vadge gash minge flange cunt

Best description I've seen.

I don't have a vagina, but my friends and I call vaginas that.

But when I am thinking with my penis, it is called a vagina. If I was having a conversation with a girl about where I'd like to stick my penis (which I don't know why I would, sex isn't all that premeditated) I would say "in your vagina."

this is dumb!

I'd rethink the clinical terminology. Massive turn-off.

I would also re-think "baby chute." Babies are the last thing I am thinking about regarding this most wonderful of body parts.
I mean, I know they go through there and everything, but procreation is not my interest. Ever.

the thing thats better than beer

Adamantly seconded.

SJIND, this is beginning to explain a lot.

Baby chute originally started as a word my friend Nic thought I said. I actually said bathing suit. We decided the word was very funny, and started making jokes about baby chutes.

I know clinical terminology is a turn-off. I don't talk about the body parts when I'm with women. Things just happen. If we were discussing it over tea though, that is what I would call it.

what do ya call a redhead who shaves her muff ::drum roll:: orange ruffy

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again

RDTV said it with "home". It's always eager to slap on a lube tube and get to business!

When a man has sex with a woman its simply the closest thing he'll ever get to returning to his mother's womb, we're all just trying to return to the womb.

My cock calls a vagina HOME

Fucking gross.