Michael Phelps, you are my new hero!
 

thank you for proving to the world, that you can win a shit load of gold medals, while smoking some gold medal herbs out of a nice sized bong!


During the Olympics I was sick of seeing and hearing about you all the damned time, but this is some good news indeed! Props! Show them how normal we smokers are in the world, we are your teachers, your doctors, your parents, your friends, and also you idolized world record athletes..

i dont see the big deal. dude just wanted to get high. though he should consider getting new friends, cause the guy who released the photo is a real douche

aside from costing him the Kellogg's gig, I say honesty is the best policy, closet toking is for ninnys..

Phelps. What a dumbass.

very true. but you know how the world is with anti-drug behavior. especially marijuana. and how they overeact. i would hate to be in his shoes

Fucking hell. Weed is not a virtue, it's a laugh. Do you ever hear drinkers go on about how drink makes you intelligent or opens your perceptions? No, of course you don't. Every drinker knows that booze makes you talk shite and have a good time. Weed does the same thing, so there's absolutely no need for the amount of utter cock that's spoken about it.

doesn't wear shoes--feet are flippers

Incidentally, your left-leaning side might like to double-check the politics of the News of the World. It's a shitrag.

DUDE YOURE WRONG! WEED MAKES YOU APPRECIATE THINGS! smoke more grass, dude. lightne up , smoke and ledd zepppelin and jamsz and acoustic Incubus

pish pish, there's a huge difference between recreational use of anything and 24/7 consumption. it's like saying that having a couple of beers on friday is the same as drinking gin upon waking on a daily basis. phelps may have toked on parties but i seriously doubt he wakes and bakes. besides, your "hero" apologized publicly and promised to never again, etc, so, all this proves is that you're a master of manipulating facts to fit your preconceptions-- good job!

thats because alcohol is both toxic and a depressent..

Ahem, does anyone mind if I file this in the "who gives a flying fuck" filing cabinet? Also, I agree with Glice on his weed views. So there.

a) get that fucking chip you have against me off your shoulder, its getting very very old my friend.

b) in regards to "my hero", are we familiar was sarcasm?

besides, you all know my only real hero is:

it's not a chip on my shoulder. it's that you repeatedly pull that reinterpretative shit in outrageous ways. makes my truth organs cringe. it's like hearing the goebbels of pot.

wtf?

what did I reinterpret about posting a picture of Michael Phelps taking a bong rip? do explain to get the foot out of your mouth and ass.

my feet are fine, your arguments aren't. not all smokers smoke the same. having a photo of some meathead at a party does not justify other people's addictions. it only justifies (to an extent) the relative harmlessness of recreational use. recreational use is not the same as addiction. phelps is not a posterboy for all potheads. maybe you should try not to cover up bullshit by manifesting anger. crap arguments are crap no matter how one yells.

dude, phelps has unreal lung capacity.

his bro probably had to add more weed to the bowl while phelps was taking a hit

ha ha ha ha. true.

I suspect he's using 'reinterpretive' (incidentally, I'd've hyphenated that) to mean that you draw positive conclusions about pot upon non-coextensive evidence, viz, you're using spurious logic. I suspect !"£$^% would've been less inclined to criticise if you'd've not said 'proof' in your initial post.

And on a serious note - weed is just something that's a laugh. I apologise if this is sacrilegious*, but weed just makes you talk shit and have a laugh, there's nothing more sacred about it.

*I say this because, as a non-Rastafari, my understanding is that opinion is divided on the reliigous 'content' of weed.

Bollocks, !"£$% replied already.

what argument are you fucking talking about?

and on another matter, how do you know how he smokes? and further, even if he is a casual or recreational smoker, that is a far cry different from people like my mama who have never even had a casual drink let alone a two-foot fucking bong rip, yeah two-footers are real casual..

I did not honestly think that Phelps was some kind of new posterboy for weed smoking, as I mentioned before, sarcasm....

I just thought that America could appreciate that knowledge, that casual or heavy or whatever, their gold medal hero takes bongs rips like many of us.

ayayay...


how do you know?


what? i didn't bring your mama into this conversation.


unfortunately, while you're a champion at earnestness, you don't do sarcasm very well-- calling "sarcasm" after a bungled attempt does not constitute actual sarcasm.


he also drove drunk in 2004. im sure that makes drunk drivers proud--gold medalists all.

hahahaha!!!!


my personal thoughts on this topic are simple. Legalize marijuana. Please?

The greatest athlete of all time has smoked pot. I think the guy is a monster (in a good way); an unstoppable force. I will bet 10,000 euro (or gyros) that this was not the first time he smoked pot, and probably not the last.

there is absolutely no reason why pot should be illegal. ftw.

In case you were previously unaware: this





this:

and this:


were all examples of sarcasm.

No, there are spurious reasons for lots of things to be legal - various E numbers, alcohol, weed, disagreeing with me. It's fallaciousl to suggest that because there are spurious reasons for some things to be legal that another thing that is not currently legal aught to be legal also. Ketamne hasn't killed anyone, but there's no way in the world that should be legal. Chat is ridiculous, should that be illegalised (yes)? What about synthetic DMT/ mesc (neither are properly illegal in the UK)?

Edit: this was at cars_willkillyou.

they got Chat in the UK? surprised.. most people in developed countries prefer speed.

then i say make alcohol and cigarettes ILLEGAL. We all know WHY pot is illegal, right?

I think it should be illegal to outsource, meaning you can only buy from domestic growers. I think it should be illegal under 18. I think that weed should be the last thing people think of when they think of the bad things that we need the government to protect us from.

^^absolutely cars.

and no offense, but those were not examples of sarcasm. At least in the context of this thread.

Don't need to disect it anymore than that.

"..a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual.."

maybe you don't remember this previous thread Michael Phelps Blah Blah Woof Woof ?

i dont like dead things, disco, or dildos, but you're alright with me. I think the avatar makes up for your name.

phelps is gay, his bong is gay, his music is gay and all of his medals are golden gay.

p.s. his stash was called suchisgay

this whole thread is gay. gay. gay. say it:
no don't cough
just speak
gay
it is okay.
even echo
reggae
--------

this has been a gay experience for all the gays and the non-gays and the double gays.

now who's gonna talk about rainbows?

FUCKING AGREED.

Self-righteous drug users who point at any documented "celebrity" use of their preferred substance as proof that said substance is a sublime supplement are sad people, and get the di-dick. Just do
your drug (s) and toss the soapbox.

i cant argue with Joe Cool.

People think it's the drugs that make creativity. Thru drugs I had an epiphany that its the come down, the depression, and the 'new experience' that helps with creativity, at least in lyrics not music. Don't try heavy drugs because yr fav records were made on them...that's bullshit.

So basically, just try new things. It sounds simple, but most ppl are in their comfort zones and dont want to get out and try new things, have new experiences, and meet new ppl that are different.

Those are the ppl who get wrapped in the drugs, because drugs def. hold you close in yr comfort zone.

thus if i post this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbhFfFyZQbA
we should all have orgasms and immediate lightning strikes of creativity?

I dare everyone to masturbate to that video and then write a poem. Post it in this thread. Then we will have some ...

when it all comes down

shit dudes, I messed up. THIS IS THE VIDEO I MEANT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29mL-...eature=related


I'm really fucking sorry. Now eat your fucking cereal from the toilet bowl.

Thanks!

& btw, I dont like dead things, disco, or dildos either! It was more of a decision to make a user name that sounded funny and would capture attention and have nothing to do with "sonic youth" (no offense) or my band (because that's cheesey too)

i hate bush the band, bush the president, bush the governor, bush the other president, and bush the beans. I dont think its possibly for me to even get an erection while thinking about bush, let alone have an orgasm.