I Hate Remakes
 

Kristen Johnston and Kathryn Hahn as Patsy and Edina

this is an image of the new american remake of ABsoluetely fabulous, which will be toning down the drugs and making it more about their wild sexual proclivities (cuz that is what americans want I guess)


and WB is remaking Neverending Story. why? I have no idea.

wtf no wai no. patsy and edina? what idiot fucks.

do they look old enough for one of them to have a 21 year old daughter i college? Man, I ahte hollywood. that pugnosed chick from 3rd rock from the sun is playing a womanizing, coked up, malnourished alcoholic? I don;t buy it!

edina is a heffer, that woman is a stick.

anyway. why bother? just get subtitles on the british version.

why bother indeed, absolutely fabulous wasn't even any good!

At last! Thank you!

women LOVE AbFab


it is like some sort of wish fulfilement.

you would not believe how many women I know that have told me that at some point in their lives they had strived or dreamed of being like these two abfab chicks.

carefree and drugged up!

that would drive me to misogyny if it weren't for the fact that most men are just as moronic, aspiring to be jeremy clarkson or some other idiot.

Maybe they see potential to make it into something good

I fucking hated that show!

hahaaha!!!! that's her!

More drugs.

Also funny that they're remaking the first installment of the Neverending Story rather than actually continuing it.

I liked Third Rock from the Sun, but that chick is totally wrong for Patsy.

And Kathryn Hahn is 34. Edina's supposed to be 45!


Why can't people just come up with something new? Like My Name Is Earl.

Americans liking AbFab strikes me as a bit racist. "Haha, look at these stupid drunk English sluts. I'm so glad my 12-year-old girlcousinfriend isn't like these dumb whores! WHIP ME HARDER LEEROY"

more concerning is was the hell has friday the 13th been remade

3rd rock from the sun was a good show, for it's time.

suchfriendsarehaters!

i think they should remake the gary coleman show.

Sounds good to me.

Yeah what the hell happened to the Men-children of the 80s. Coleman, Webster....etc.

Now all we have are full blown midgets....

or men-children only of the emotional/intellectual state (reality tv stars)

webster /emmanuel lewis just turned 38

If anyone ever has the great idea of remaking "Last House On The Left", then they can expect a visit from me, armed with a rusty tin opener and in the mood for some sans-anaesthetic goolie-removing surgery.

ouch! I'm sorry man, I stand by my word, that shit sucked! Not my style, i rarely even watch sitcoms as it is, mostly PBS junkie myself..

I'm not going to argue that sitcoms are shit. This is coming from a 23 year old.

I enjoyed the show when I was 14, however.

It's the guy from Harry and the Henderson's for God's sake!

How can a stoner, such as yourself, hate such a show?

i saw a band the other day, they were art school nob jockeys who did a "surreal" version of american hillbilly folk, it was the worst thing i've seen since i saw the retards from eddie prevost's workshop play an "open workshop" gig last year. anyway, the reason i thought of them is that all their lyrics were like your post. their next gig was at tate britain. i don't know what that says about the world, but presumably it also means you shouldn't be wasting nuggets like that post on internet oiks when you could be using them to rouse a chuckle from sir nicholas serota and his chums as they gulp back glasses of chateau lafitte.

I'd dust off that rusty tin opener if I were you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQ57x7Bvm0

You might also be interested to know that Sly Stallone is set to take the vigilante role that old scrotum chops Charles Bronson made his own in an upcoming remake of Death Wish. Whatever next, John Travolta being cast in another go at The Taking of Pelham 123? Well, actually ....

We had a thread about that not too long ago...
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ghlight=craven