What law would I be breaking if I took a crap on my boss's desk?
 

Anyone able to help?

when it comes to crapping on desks, you shouldn't worry about silly things like laws.

also, why do you need help? are you impacted?

None probably. Do it.

at this point, if he doesn't do it, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

Exactly. I had no thoughts regarding desk-projected stools before this thread. Now they're consuming me. You've sown a seed, Toilet. Give it water.

No kidding. Don't go around starting threads that you don't plan on offering closure for.

the fuck, this brought back my good old Bioforge memories!

aaaaaaaah, to be young.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I love youtube now!

her desk

In that case no way. It could be seen as an act of sexual harassment.

^^^ unless, of course, she is German. I hear pooping on desks is like shaking hands there.

I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

from experience, people shitting at work outside of the designated toilet facilities causes many many more problems than you might be anticipating..

This is of course true.

my immediate question is will you wipe?

desk or chest?

idk, the GGG might know? futanaria?

ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread.

excellent.

I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack.

p.s.
aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig.

You won't do it!

pfft. It probably would be too.

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma. :confused:

Any of you ever read Temp Slave? I'm borrowing the "best of" book from my professor. It's full of great ways to rip off the place you work.

That is so gross

the law of not being rock n roll!

to hell with the zoo, let me date that beast.

Bestiality ftw!!!

i believe he was talking about an eskimo woman, but i could be wrong. in any case, i don't fuck animals. unless they are eskimo women pretending to be animals. then ohhh ho ho.

I don't think you would be breaking any law (except indecent exposure, maybe?), but you would probably be breaking a company rule.

I think it just might be a fire-able offense.

Just maybe.

:) oh

If you do it in front of your boss, then yes...I think it as sexual harassment...

T&B's full of shit. Unfortunately though, he is not going to extract some of that shit out on her desk, we are stuck having to read about it and visually imagine how fucking fantastic it would be... But, if you do, please deposit it in a drawer and make it squirt out like a soft serve ice cream cone. Thank you.

You know what, you should do it! + eat lots of beans/mexican whatever makes you shit more, and just go for it!

you wouldn't be breaking the law of gravity

or the laws of nature


my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it

why don't you just lay a big steamer on her doorstep rather than on her desk..... it is more personal if it is at her home....


or

you could just seduce her and have angry sex instead....



then lay one on her desk after...


just go tottaly insane







why the hell not.......

i wouldn't be able to get an erection if i tried to bone her

"JUST DO IT!"