Naked Guy Tased... NSFW
 

that dude's dick probably went inverted inside his body when he got tased!

^it was in danger of doing that already.

this is terrible!!!!

why????? why????????????????????????????

That's what he gets for removing his cloak of dispel shock!

EW!! That is the grossest thing I've ever seen. He deserves to get tasered. No one wants to see that.

Goddamnit greedex, no offense to my friends here who are gay...but not everyone here likes looking at a big picture of a dick without warning. I'm not a homophobe, but I WAS hungry...and eating....a hotdog.

the goddamn irony.

hahahahahahaha.

small penis.

i can't believe the crowd didn't start throwing shit at the cops

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HIS DICK SO TINY

thats insane

was that g.g. allin?

Ok done eating and just watched....

1. smallest penis in the history of penises. maybe it was really really cold? well that's what I was thinking until I saw ppl out in shorts and a tshirt.

so...wtf.

2. he was obviously on some kind of drug, how could anyone get tazed that many times and not be out....

3. he was asking for it. This wasnt police brutality or anything, they were just too fat and out of shape adn the guy was too spun and wirey to really be handcuffed the old fashioned way...so they did what they had to.

I still hate cops tho, they focus on this stupid shit while some girl is probably getting raped at a festival like that and someone is buying heroine and destroying the life of themself and everyone around them and further enhancing the ongoing vicious cycle that is the ghetto and street violence. let a hippie be naked who gives a shit.

I don't see why they needed the tazer, they could have easily arrested him. Uk police don't use them. They probably could have left him alone anyway.

best thread ever

pepper spray could have hurt other ppl, and they seemed to be too fat to wrestled him to the ground, he kept getting away.

tazer is a fatty cop's best friend.

They didnt need to hold it to his fuckin neck tho, that was pretty whack.

But the guy took it like a champ.

"This is so beautiful, I dont even CAAAARE"

Everybody is more concerned with the size of his penis instead of the fact that he is a wizard.

well he is clearly a dropout wizard, and his enchanments clearly can't make his penis bigger so he is clearly an inferior user of magic

wow i thought you guys had to be exaggerating about his penis. nope. it looked like an albino nipple

I think that dude's a hermie. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

damn... he's got 2 or 3 millimeters on me.

fuck these torture pigs, they are the perpetrators of violence.

they're perpin a fraud

I want to know exactly why everyone keeps insisting that he's a wizard.

wizards wear hats and robes; they also carry a large staff.

this fucking hippie has none of those thing.

tase away, gentlemen. tase away.

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A person who does and says stupid and goofy things
Yo get away from me u wizard

Please, everyone knows that wizards are the fucking hippies of sorcerers, mages, warlocks, etc.

You mean to tell me that Gandolf is a hippie?

sho nuff
smoked herb in funky pipe, hung out with pastoral midgets, carried a "walking stick" everywhere, never ever ever took a bath (hippies hate water - Mucky Pup)

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!?!

:mad:

actually, nevermind. dare away. I read that again, and it appears that warlocks are still "ok".

I'm ok with that; my staff is a good one.

now, what about theurgical necromancy? birkenstocks or combat boots?

Technically, Gandalf is an "Istari" but yeah he is a god damn dirty hippie. If he hadn't been toking that elven gonja the whole time, he would of come up with that "have an eagle fly Frodo over Mt. Doom and drop the ring in" plan. That stoner got Boromir and countless others dead.

^^^ I've never seen a hippie (successfully) fight and defeat a Balrog. you might have to rethink that.

now, for a reading from the holiest of holies:


have fun indeed, my friend. have fun indeed.


for any and all wishing to pursue the (non-naked, non-tased, highly-endowed) lifestyle of the warlock, I hope this helps.

Necromancy was my ride in Diablo II. Shit is most literally pimpin'.

And combat boots. Fairuza Balk made The Craft.

the only great wizard ever

 

You're right! The Balrog basically tripped off the mountain himself and died. Also I don't consider Gandalf dying in the process constitutes a victory.

I thought j00 was a priest.

^^^ are you calling me a pedophile??? :mad:

ps: I am everything.